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24 March 2008

SHUTTER [Mov] [Thai]

Written by Funn Lim




"What I love about Shutter is the ending. For once a horror movie with an ending that justifies the existence of the spirit and all the evil that befall the lead character."

SPOILERS ... SPOILERS ... SPOILERS





IMPORTANT NOTICE
This is a review of the original Thai version, not the American remake of the same title released in 2008 with I was told basically the same story but somehow poorer version. I have to admit though the poster for the remake version is creepy and very well done.

This review is meant for those who has seen the movie. If you haven't please do not read this review because it will spoil the fun!

Released In
2004

Genre
Horror/Mystery

Origin
Thailand

Language
Thai with English subtitles

Cast-Character
Ananda Everingham ... Tun
Natthaweeranuch Thongmee ... Jane
Achita Sikamana ... Natre
Unnop Chanpaibool ... Tonn
Chachchaya Chalemphol ... Tonn's Wife
Samruay Jaratjaroonpong ... Man 1
Abhijati 'Meuk' Jusakul ... Magazine Editor
Binn Kitchacho ... Asst. Magazine Editor
Jitlada Korsangwichai ... Nurse 1
Panitan Mavichak ... Nuch
Sivagorn Muttamara ... Meng
Saifon Nanthawanchal ... Bride
Kachormsak Naruepatr ... Tee
Panu Puntoomsinchal ... Groom
Duangporn Sontikhan ... Nurse 2
Titikarn Tongprasearth ... Jim
Achita Wuthinounsurasit ... Netre

Thank God for IMDB, if not I will never be able to spell pass through the first half of the first name!

Summary
From IMDB.com

A young photographer and his girlfriend discover mysterious shadows in their photographs after a tragic accident. They soon learn that you can not escape your past.

The plot
It is very difficult to write about the plot without revealing major spoilers. Even the summary from imdb.com has revealed too much details so be forewarned, my comments will contain probably complete spoilers. Can't help it. First thing first, some major confusions.

All the names in this movie sounds the same to me. From Tun to Tonn to whatever the same sounding name, so most of the time I got really confused about who is talking about who. In the end it doesn't really matter. Luckily though there are only 2 major characters, 4 side characters and 1 really angry ghost. Everybody else is ke-le-fe.

The story started simple enough. It was present day in 2004 or around that (which is the date of release of this movie), 3 best friends were celebrating their best friend, Tonn's wedding. I did not catch the name of the other 2 guys but the lead character in here for the purpose of this movie is Tun the photographer who came with his girlfriend, Jane. Having had a good night reminiscing about the past, Jane was driving Tun back home and they were busy talking when suddenly Jane's car hit a long haired woman in white shirt. Her car hit a billboard post as the lifeless body of the girl laid on the middle of the road. Jane wanted to check if she was alright but Tun, in a moment of panic urged Jane to just drive off when he saw an oncoming lorry. Jane reluctantly drove away. Life went back to normal for Tun as he went about his work in his photo studio but Jane could not forgive herself for what happened. She questioned Tun's ability to move on so quickly which caused a strain in their relationship. But eventually even Jane went back to her usual routine although she had nightmares of the victim haunting her.

Tun processed some photos he took of a graduating class from his old college and to his surprise most of the photos seemed to be exposed to light as a blinding white light washed over the face of one of the people in the picture. The negatives revealed the same over exposure. However one picture was very strange. It was the gathering of the entire graduating class and in between two graduates was what Tun saw as the side of a mysterious face. He looked closer and closer and suddenly the side face in the picture turned and it was a long haired pale female figure! Tun panicked and even Jane suspected something was not right as both of them had sleepless nights of being haunted by a female ghost. It became more apparent when Tun did some investigation and found out no accident was reported on that night except for a damaged billboard post.

Tun especially felt the effect of a strained shoulder although the doctors could not find anything wrong with his physically except for his sudden weight gain despite looking the same slim self. The ghost became more and more daring and Tun began to feel a rising panic as he was haunted again and again. They became so frightened that they had to seek an answer and Jane with Tun went to see the editor of a magazine that publishes spooky photos. The encounter enlightened Jane. The editor admitted some photos, the majority of them are faked but sometimes, especially those taken from a polaroid which shows some mysterious figures can't be faked. Jane asked "Why do these apparitions appear?" and the editor's answer was "Maybe sometimes the dead can't bear to leave their loved ones behind, they missed them, so they stuck around, or sometimes something bad must have happened to them that their souls could not rest in peace". Jane was troubled by this answer and she investigated further and noticed the graduation photos when seen together in succession revealed the blinding light flying up to a certain window behind the figures. She checked and realised it was the science department. Thinking perhaps the ghost may have something to tell her, she took a polaroid camera and began to take pictures at various empty spaces in the lab, to no results until she snapped a photo of the table with a wall of picture and in the polaroid there stood a blurry female figure. Jane was petrified and began to run but something was pulling her towards the wall of pictures and a single photo fell from the wall. In that picture stood a young pretty girl with long hair and in a white shirt and the date was 10 years ago.

Jane began to suspect Tun wasn't being very honest with her. Somehow her instinct told her this ghost was haunting them for a reason and she confronted Tun and finally Tun admitted, that the girl in the picture that fell from the wall was Natre, a girl he once dated out of pity 10 years before. Natre was a quiet girl and often teased by his other 3 friends but he felt drawn to her and dated her for some time. They slept with each other, she even presented him with his first camera and during their happier times, it was filled with intimacy, small talks and piggy ride with Natre on Tun's shoulder. But it was a secret affair that no one knew and Tun refused to acknowledge her when he was with his other 3 friends who bullied her in front of him. Feeling much burdened by her, he left her and she became emotionally unstable and tried to kill herself. He didn't know what to do and so he left her screaming. Then one day she left school and never returned. Jane asked Tun what happened to her and Tun could only say that he confessed to his 3 friends of his problems breaking up with an emotional Natre and they promised him they will take care of his problem. What they did and why she left school and where she is now, he did not know. Jane was angry with Tun but can't helpt but feel perhaps the girl haunting them was Natre who was vengeful because she was dumped.

The haunting and mystery continues until suddenly one day Tonn, the newly married friend came to him, looking very distressed and kept saying "Tun, the pictures, where are the pictures! Tun where are the pictures!! The pictures!!" and Tun didn't know what he was talking about. Tonn left.Tun followed Tonn back to Tonn's place which was a mess and he witnessed Tonn jumping off the balcony to his death.

At the hospital,Tun met with Tonn's grieving wife who asked what was wrong with them. Tun did not understand and she revealed that all 3 friends jumped off the balcony. Tun and Jane were shocked and Tun knew for whatever reason he was being haunted, he was next. So Tun and Jane decided to pay Natre's hometown a visit which was way outside of Bangkok and on the way they met a monk and a young novice monk who looked at Tun curiously.

They met with Natre's mother. Natre's mother was very pleased to see them and asked them what was the purpose of their visit and they claimed to be Natre's friends and suddenly the mother dropped a bombshell, "Oh, Natre is asleep upstairs. Please wait whilst I wake her up". Jane and Tun were shocked by this revelation and whilst the mother was away they went upstairs and found Natre's room impeccably kept. On the bed was a long haired figure and Tun turned the figure and it was a dried up corpse of Natre! The mother was shocked by their rudeness and Jane asked why wasn't she given the last rites and given a proper cremation and burial. Natre's mother cried and asked "What happened to my daughter? Why did she suddenly leave Bangkok and when she returned she was a different person?". Jane wondered too and urged the mother to cremate the daughter or she will never rest in peace and the mother agreed.

At the first day of the rites being performed an elderly person explained what happened to Natre. He said "She came home suddenly and was very quiet. We tried to ask her what happened but she refused to say anything and kept to herself. She tried to kill herself but her mother found her in time and took her to the hospital. In the hospital she went to the roof and jumped. Her mother became too distraught that she took the body home and never did anything about it".

That night as they slept in bed, Jane asked Tun "Did you love her?" and Tun frankly answered "Perhaps I pitied her more than I loved her. I tried but I realised I couldn't and now she is after me. I am next" and Jane tried to cheer him up. At 3 am, Tun woke up and couldn't sleep. But he felt a presence and in front of him was Natre, all pale and bloody and climbing onto his bed. In a moment of panic he ran out and however much he ran he was always on 4th floor. Then Jane suddenly ran out and asked "Where were you? I was so worried" and Tun relaxed and suddenly Jane said in a different voice "You lying bastard! You lying bastard!!!" and he ran again and climbed down the emergency stairs outside the building. It was wet and slippery as it was raining and up he saw Natre climbing down fast (ala The Ring) and out of shock he fell.

He didn't die but he was injured. Jane was very worried but she said "She will be cremated today". They attended the cremation and felt relieved that the haunting was over. They went for a holiday.

Jane went to the photo studio to take back the pictures processed and as she was looking through it she noticed there was another batch of photo that she didn't remember taking. At Tun's home, she rearranged the photos. They were taken during the time at the height of the haunting where Tun and Jane were sleeping on the sofa. She knew the ghost must have taken these photos and was trying to tell her something as the shadows in the pictures seemed to move. Seen in succession, the shadow of a female figure were crawling towards the bookshelves. She searched the bookshelves and found an old envelope behind the shelves, probably laid forgotten through time. She looked at its contents and were horrified to see picturs of Natre being raped by Tun's 3 friends. Tun came back and Jane confronted him because she knew only one person not in the picture would be the one taking the pictures. Tun confessed; his friends were drunk and they went to the lab where Natre were working hard one night. They teased her and she tried to run away and in the process hurt Tonn who took it as an insult. They pushed her down to the floor and Tonn was raping her when Tun came into the lab carrying a camera, looking shocked. Natre pleaded with Tun to save her as Tonn raped her but Tonn said "Take her pictures! So that she would not tell! Hurry Tun, we are your best friends!!" and Natre saw with her own eyes Tun taking her pictures although he didn't seem to enjoy it. Jane was very disappointed with Tun and she left him as Tun explained he was naive, he was stupid and he had always felt guilty. Jane no longer believed him and tearfully went away.

Tun was now very frustrated and took a polaroid and started to take pictures of empty spaced, looking for Natre. He scolded "You said you loved me, you said you still loved me, is this how you love me? Isn't it till death do us part?" and yet there was no sign of her. The camera fell and a picture of taken of him. He took the picture and his eyes widened with shock as he looked into the mirror before him. Natre was sitting on his shoulder and flashbacks were shown of his constant complain about his tired sprained shoulder, the sudden weight gain despite looking the same and the curious stare of the young novice monk who saw Natre on his shoulder. In shocked he trashed around with Natre closing his eyes and he fell off the balcony.

He didn't die. Jane visited him and he was now in a mental asylum, his head suffered major trauma and he was sitting on the bed slouching and very quiet. Jane couldn't help but cry and she opened the door and walked towards him when in the mirror of the door, we see Natre still sitting on his shoulder with an impassive look.

The end.

Comments
Of all the ghost and horror movies, only the Thais and the Chinese could make a decent horror movie. Let me explain this.

I have seen the original versions of The Ring, The Grudge, Dark Water (from Japan), The Phone (from Korea), The Eye (from HK) and now this. In between many others and also their poor remakes. Most of the time, especially the horror movies from Japan tends to create a ghostly character that is really majorly pissed about no one in particular. Perhaps their deaths were pitiful but the eventual spirit became vengeful at everybody, and at no particular character that they lose sense of justice, proportion and of course sense. The Japan's ghosts were often senseless, going on a killing spree like some masacre with no intended victim and they could physically drag a person and kill them. Of course most of the time the victims' would have died of fright first but that is beside the point. The ghost could kill with their bear hands apart from staring the victims' to death. The Grudge was scary no doubt but in the end ridiculously senseless to the point that I didn't feel any pity for that crawling bloody vengeful spirit. Even The Ring whose spirit died a pitiful death which evolved into this crawling young spirit in the end became very irritating. I didn't feel that emotional connection with the ghost and after a while all these horror films, save for The Eye seems more interested in frightening people than telling a story. Most of the time the spirits seem more like vengeful bitches rather than there being a reason why they became as such. The Grudge or Ju-On is a prime example.

And then there was Shutter. It took me so long to finally watch this movie because I wanted to prepare myself eventually when I do watch the remake. I always believed the originals were better, especially all these horror films and I believe Shutter is the same too. The Americans are so lazy these days they don't even bother changing the title. How original.

What I love about Shutter is the ending. For once a horror movie with an ending that justifies the existence of the spirit and all the evil that befall the lead character. I felt a certain gladness that that bastard shall have to carry the burden, here manifests as the spirit Natre on his shoulder quite literally for the rest of his life. Frankly when the movie began it was slow. It picked up when Jane hit the mysterious figure and I thought well a hit and run movie, they deserve to be haunted. But twists after twists came with some genuinely scary and spooky moments intrigued me and I kinda suspected towards the middle his friends must have done something terrible to her. I didn't doubt it wasn't murder but I suspected as much. I also suspected Tun's involvement. What I didn't suspect was the explosive revelation as Tun looked into the mirror. Now that was spooky and after that, everytime I feel and ache on my shoulder, I wonder... oh please let me banish that thought! What wrong have I done? What indeed!

The ending made perfect sense and I pitied Natre. Maybe she was emotional and all but after the ending I wondered, how much of what was said by Tun was true? He seems like a good guy but never forget, when Jane wanted to see if the girl on the road was alive, he urged her to drive away. He saw his friends raping Natre and yet he did nothing. He took pictures, even if he said he was reluctant, he took the pictures. He didn't tell Jane the whole truth. And in the end it made me wonder, how much was the whole story about Natre trying to slash her wrists when he tried to leave her was true? I believe he even tried to cover up for his friends when he said they promised to do something about Natre and he didn't know what they did. Of course he knew but were his friends trying to help him? Did they even know he was dating Natre at that time? I don't think so. The flashback showed they were drunk, and Natre seemed to be their favourite past time when it comes to bullying and Tonn raped her in a moment of ego bruised. I don't think they knew Tun was dating her at all and I doubt Tun told them about him trying to break off with Natre since like he said, being seen with Natre the weird girl was uncool. So how much he said to Jane was true?

Interestingly the forums at imdb.com never quite discussed this point. Rather they discussed on the point why Natre was sitting on his shoulder. Was it because of love? Was it hate? She looked rather peaceful, so maybe she enjoyed the view? The referred back to what the editor said, that sometimes those who died can't bear to leave their loved ones. Of course the editor also said sometimes something horrible happened, the spirits could not rest in peace and began haunting them.

For me the answer was pretty clear. She wanted to haunt him for the rest of his life. She didn't even allow him to die in the end, and made sure he lived so that she could continue to haunt him. Her sitting on his shoulder is the manisfestation of his sin and the burden he must bear. He wasn't even feeling guilty and Natre was there to remind him of what he did or rather didn't do and how he must pay. I think this is in line with the Thais and Asians beliefs of "bo-ying" in Cantonese and in English loosely translated as "paying for your sins". I don't think it had anything to do with love. She hated him and it was this hate that made her stick around with the living.

Many questioned how come the novice monk could see her? Well because children have a different perception from us adults and a pure mind could see things. Which is why you will hear of many stories of children speaking to an empty space near the altar (that ancestors' worship place). The children will explain they were speaking to some old man who may be their grandfather. I often hear these kind of stories. Many asked how come the monk never told Tun what he saw? Well he is a child, so maybe he simply didn't know how to tell? Maybe he too was in shock?

Then there was the question about the rape and the pictures. Why should Natre kill herself when she has evidence of the rape? Whether you like it or not, in any culture rape is still a very emotionally devastating thing. Whilst more are urged to come forward and reveal the culprit or report to the police, many are still reluctant because of the shame attached to it. More so for a shy quiet young Natre. Those photos to her are not the evidence of a crime but the evidence of shame. Look at it this way; if there are still women writing to some columns asking advice on how to tell their husbands that they're not virgins anymore during their honeymoon or whatever, more so when it comes to such a devastating moment in a young girl's life. My only question is how come the pictures are still there? Doesn't it show that Tun really had no conscience over what happened to Natre because how can one simply forget about such pictures?

Whatever the question, whatever the reasonings, you can enjoy this movie for various reasons.

First and foremost, it actually has a storyline unlike Ju-On.

Then there was the issue about a ghost or spirit that you felt very frightened of and yet can't help but pity. Injustice was done to her and the ending was justifiable when in the end I felt Tun was a pig.

The scary moments, from the truly all out frigtening (woman with bloody face and long hair walking upside down on the ceiling is simply against nature and for that fact alone it is scary, spirit on the shoulder), seen it all but still scary (that crawling on bed, crawling on ladder, etc) and best of all subtle scary (such as strange figure in a picture, taking pictures of an empty space and there was a figure in it!). However my vote for super freaky moment was when Tun was alone in the dark room developing pictures and suddenly a girl stood next to him whom he assumed was Jane and then the phone rang and he ran out and took the phone and it was Jane saying she would be late, so who was that in the dark room?!?!??!).

The ending, the mother of all endings in a horror movie in recent years.

However it had its cheap and bad moments. The same sounding names, the overlong not very scary moment when in the studio in complete darkness Tun went beserk and the nasal sounding actress. In fact someone told me, and I am trying not to sound too offensive that the Thais can't really speak with a sultry husky voice because of the language. I agree.

And of course the awful acting by the lead actor, Ananda Everingham. Looks handsome far far away, up close too many moles on his face. Looks mixed, name seems to suggest he is mixed but by god, his acting was awful. Luckily he only had to look frightened. If it had been a better actor, maybe there could be a tiny hint that perhaps Tun is really a pig instead of looking handsome and frighetened. If there was a Tun, I believe he to be a man of questionable character from his conduct without even looking at his past.

But other than that, the movie is in fine form and one of those rare horror movies which is truly scary with a story and highly entertaining and more importantly with a ghost that one could find themselves cheering on with the haunting and all. Look, Tun and his friends deserved it. And the ultimate best is Jane was left alone. She was more like the messenger.

My question that remains unanswered is why Natre took 10 years to exact revenge? What tipped her? Or was she always there?

Verdict
A must watch movie and be prepared to be spooked! As for the remake, read the story, seems like an exact copy except for a change her and there. The choice is yours but do watch originals please!

Fact
The photos in the movies were real. Whether the ghosts were real is not the question but they were submitted by real people. Somehow I tend to believe them since how come at a wedding there is a huge space between two people eh? Scary. I am afraid to take polaroids of my room now.





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27 February 2008

MAIDEN'S VOW [TVB][E][INCOMPLETE]

Written by Funn Lim



SPOILERS ... SPOILERS ... SPOILERS


Click the link below to go to the Episodic Thoughts of this series (incomplete, up until episode 7). There is no full review available for this series.


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18 February 2008

CJ7 [Mov] [Chi]

Written by Funn Lim


"My conclusion is whatever Stephen Chow offers, I will accept."







SPOILERS ... SPOILERS ... SPOILERS


Released In
2008 (1st day of CNY!!)

Version
The following is a review of the Cantonese version. I always prefer to watch Stephen Chow un-dubbed.

Origin
Hong Kong I suppose.

Director
Stephen Chow

Writers
Stephen Chow (writer)
Chi Keung Fung (writer)

Cast List
Stephen Chow ... Ti
Min Hun Fung ... P. E. Teacher
Chi Chung Lam ... The Boss
Shing-Cheung Lee ... Mr. Cao
Jiao Xu ... Dicky
Kitty Zhang Yuqi ... Miss Yuen

Interestingly the other children were not listed in IMDB.com.

Summary
A poor Chinese laborer learns important lessons after his son gets a strange new toy.

Not accurate at all. It is a son of a poor Chinese labourer learns the value of love and sacrifice when his poor Chinese labourer father brought home what was seemingly a junk toy which turns out to be an alien dog left behind by a spaceship where the boy nicknaked the alien dog, Cheung Gong 7, thus the title CJ7 (as in Chang Jiang Chi Hau - mandarin version).

More info
Imdb.com where I submitted a similar shorter review. See if you find my review.

An Observation
The trailer(s) and even the TMO revealed very very little about the contents of the movie. In fact the focus was really on the alien dog but very little on everyone or everything else. I thought the TMO was boring but the trailer brilliant because I am sick of those hollywood trailers that basically shows all the best clips, the entire story in the space of 3 minutes or so. Stephen Chow kept the trailer to the minimum and his name alone to attract viewers. May not work in foreign countries but who cares. In China despite the snow storm this movie opened the biggest for a very long time so that speaks volumes. I seriously think the box office in Asia alone is enough for this movie. I am sick of those nitwits complaining about the trailer, the lack of humour, the lack of Stephen Chow's screen time, the lack of this, the lack of that. Look! Name me another Hk movie worth your time and I shall predict that movie is either an adaptation of some Japanese manga, triad movie or some silly boring love story starring singers who can't act and actors who can't act. Enough said.

Comments
This movie was one of my most eagerly anticipated movie of the year and it opened in Malaysia on the 1st day of Chinese New Year. My entire family went, the cinema was packed with not just Chinese but Indians and Malays since slapstick humour is universal in its appeal and then the movie began. I don't know what happened to Stephen Chow but ever since he made King Of Comedy, every film after had his deeply personal touch, like almost a clue into the man himself. He has yet to make a bad film since, the good of the film is of course the variable in the equation. Truth is I am a big fan of his. I followed his career since the 1st day and since I was a child. I grew up watching his TV series, movies, appearances and to see him transforming from a very good dramatic actor to great comedian to a very good storyteller and a great director was indeed a privilege. With money, studio backing and age he seems to settle down to making movies he wants to make and yet the movies he wants to make is also highly entertaining.

CJ7 is a highly entertaining movie. Many compared it to ET. I find it has no similarity to ET except for the obvious nod to the idea of ET, cute alien and cute children in the story. Personally I never liked ET. The central theme in CJ7 to me is more like Lilo & Stitch, an alien dog befriending a young child and in the process teaches the child the value of family and sacrifice. The story I do not think I need to repeat. It is a simple premise that all parents, especially Asian parents would be able to identify; single poor father working hard to ensure a better future for his only child who was humiliated in school simply because of his clothes, his finances. Some reviewers complained the story about the bullying at school was too simplistic, I in turn find them very real. In Asian school system where everyone wears the same uniform, how one arrives at the school is very telling. This movie began with mercedes benz arriving at the school and the status issue is further emphasised with clothes, school bags and even the latest toys. If adults could sneer at another who does not have the latest I-phone or cars, more so children.

However what is wonderful about the process of this movie lies beyond just the superficial. It shows children although mean at first are capable of recognising a friend and an equal. I love the scenes of tenderness between father and son. Without much money and no TV, their source of entertainment was killing cockroaches. Scary but apparently derived from Stephen Chow's own childhood. In fact like King Of Comedy, I believe this may be Stephen Chow's most personal movie yet. It shows.

The winning element of this movie is of course not just the special effects (totally awesome by the way and only Stephen Chow could blend live action, CGI and all the special effects without overwhelming the audience and the CGI is used to enhance the story and not the other way around) but the acting themselves. So the ladies had little time, less and less in each of his new movie but more and more prettier if I may add, it was the little girl who played a boy that was perhaps the very reason why this movie is so good. I watched the Cantonese version which meant it was dubbed but it was very well dubbed actually. Xu Jiao was not just cute, but also handsome in a boyish way, tall for her age but looks believably skinny as a poor malnourished boy and her actions were boyishly charming. She plays a good son who became wayward for a short while when he thought CJ7 could help him achieve what he wants without much effort. She was in almost every single scene and yet she was totally mesmerizing. Towards the end in that one single scene when he was told of a news that no child should ever hear, her performance reaches the zenith with almost perfection. If this kid is not nominated for the Golden Horse or what not, I don't think anyone should. She is of course ably supported by other child actors, one of whom plays the snotty rich boy to hilarious result and a huge girl with a tiny girlish voice. I find the focus on the children were very welcomed. The adults did just as well although very few scenes.

Now the star is of course the alien dog, CJ7. I can't find the plush toy version, disappointingly and I hope it will be released soon because that alien is just so cute. Yes it looks a little bit like Chicken Little but more pet-ish. No dialogue but very expressive and there was even a spoof scene of King Of Comedy by that cute alien dog. The technology may not be the greatest but for a film from Asia, I find CJ7 very well designed and of course very lifelike.

To those who feels this movie is catered for children, well that may be true. But there were moments of intense drama and frankly I think this movie is also catered for adults who once had that kind of childhood. This movie shows positive values, that no matter how poor, integrity is first and foremost and I think that makes this movie beyond the understanding of a child but it is for an adult to appreciate and to explain to the child the significance of what the father told the son repeatedly.

It is not Stephen Chow's best film, that is King Of Comedy nor is it as fancy as Kung Fu Hustle which in itself is an excellent movie. But it is better than most of the competition out there because it is cute, it is fun, it is funny and more importantly it is personal. It is like a small window to Stephen Chow's soul and I thoroughly enjoyed it. My conclusion is whatever Stephen Chow offers, I will accept. My compliments to Mr Chow too for being an excellent casting director. He has yet to make a bad casting call thus far and my respect too for his ability to step aside to let the lesser known to shine. He was never one to grab the limelight and eventhough in this movie his role is significantly smaller than his all other movies combine, he is still a star with screen presence. And that I admire him more because being such a huge star he could still step aside and let a little girl, a little alien dog and a bunch of children and adults alike to dominate the screen instead of himself so as to allow the story to flow smoothly. That what makes him a great director.

A must watch for all fans of a good movie worthy of the price of a ticket.

Verdict
Go now! Go! And get me that CJ7 plush toy NOW!

Trivia
Interestingly Xu Jiao is actually a girl playing a boy. I was wondering why, no boys can play boys? Well I am convinced. She is a very cute boy, handsome as well. She cried when she was told she had to cut her long hair but she still do it because even as a 9 year old she knew opportunity like this is rare to come by. Stephen Chow famous for his hot temper on the set actually mellowed because he was dealing with children. He was also famous for not liking children since his debut work was as a children show's host and he was rather rude to them. But he ages I suppose he mellowed down although he is still not a father. He likes Xu Jiao so much she is now his god daughter! You must admire him; he knows talent when he sees one.
And by the way I read in the net that the rich boy and the bully henchboy of the rich boy are both girls!! And the big girl with the tiny voice is actually a boy!! What a gender bender film!! But they were all excellent.

I saw the TMO, the scenes with the kids were filmed in Mandarin whilst his scenes alone or with HK actors were filmed in Cantonese. So I am sure there is a Mandarin and a Cantonese version. In the Cantonese version, the girl's voice was dubbed but excellently dubbed whilst in Mandarin version, Stephen's voice was dubbed, but poorly dubbed. So I definitely recommend Cantonese version because only some lines can be delievered in Stephen's own voice.

Most Favourite Line from The Movie
"We children don't need to let the adults know everything". It was a very witty line poorly reproduced here. But most favourite was towards the end when something not very good happened to CJ7, the boy asked the father what to do and the father exclaimed "Hah? Ran out of battery??". Very funny.

SPOILERS ALERT. The ending is...
Please left click your mouse, drag it from ** to ** to read the contents below.
** Huh? was my first reaction. I really didn't get the ending but seeing the possibility of so many variants of CJ7 in plush toys just got me really excited. Anyway what's the ending? CJ7's soul went back to his mothership and he survived there although he left a doll like shell? Huh? But I was very moved by CJ7's sacrifice to revive the father who was killed at the construction site because even an alien knows a child can't live without his parent. He can't be an orphan because he would be all alone. That scene where Dicky cried and cried to sleep when he heard of his father's death was so sad I think almost everyone in the cinema was very quiet and some were quietly sobbing. Anyway that thing about the ending for the alien is the only bad spot of this movie. Someone care to explain their theories? **




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28 December 2007

C.I.B FILES [TVB]

Written by Funn Lim

"In fact I find Bowie the actor rather sexy in here and that is rare; in HKTVB there is no sexy. There is mature handsome, playful handsome, irritating handsome but sexy? Not quite and here he was, to me very sexy."


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SPOILERS ... SPOILERS ... SPOILERS



Released In
2006

Chinese title
Ying Si Ching Bo For

Which I suppose translates to Serious Crime Investigation Bureau but then the English title says it better, Criminal Investigaton Bureau Files.

No. Of Episodes
20

Cast-Character
Took the following from Dramawiki and assuming they're correct, my review will be based on the names below.

Bowie Lam as Tony Chung Shun
Christine Ng as Emily Ching Mei Lai
Wong Hei as Mark Chung Jing
Maggie Siu as Samantha Hui Sum Yin
Wai Ka Hung as Daniel Kwok
Kenny Wong as William Hung
Chan Hung Lit as Albert Chung
Chow Ka Yee as May Ching
Lok Ying Kwan as Yip Sir
Yu Yeung as Jimmy Chan
Joe Jr as Mo Sir
Queenie Chu Wai Man as Rachel Yu
Joey Chan Jou Yee as Michael Chung
Rachel Kan Muk Wah as Joey
Gregory Charles Rivers as Kim
Ellesmere Choi as Chiu Wei Lun
Annabelle Lau as Elaine
Patricia Liu as Vivian

Plot Summary
A story about 2 dedicated policemen in the CIB unit, 2 dedicated reporter for some sleazy magazine, their love lives, their family and about everyone else in CIB and in the magazine company. In short this is a series about everyone and everybody. Confused? So was I, at first. More in Comments.

Plot
Complete spoilers so avoid if you must.

Tony and Mark are brothers who are both policemen. From the beginning we know Tony as a stable mature cool hea dof his unit in CIB, married quite young to Emily, an ambitious chief editor of a sleazy tell all magazine which seems to be the reference book for those in CIB. They have a 15 year old son named Michael and family life is loving if a bit forced due to the nature of their work. Mark was an undercover police for several years and recently got transferred to CIB under a female head of his unit, Vivian. Mark works together with 2 colleagues, Daniel and one other whose name I forgotten. Mark was seeing an insurance agent until he was dumped in a rather humiliating fashion, when he bumped into her leaving a motel with her boyfriend. Mark and Tony has a close relationship due to the fact that their father, Albert left them and their mother many years before for another woman. Tony and Mark never forgave their father, and their mother died a bitter woman. For many years Mark looks up to Tony as a father figure whose opinion he respected and Tony felt much guilt that Mark was the son who was left to take care of their bitter mother when Tony left the country to further his police training. Their relationship is as cordial as it is close and Mark gets along very well with Emily, his sister in law.

On the other hand, Samantha is an over ambitious and sometimes ruthless female reporter who was employed by Jimmy, Emily's boss. Emily saw this as a challenge to her authority as chief editor and from the moment Samantha stepped into the office, both had silently declared war against another. Each is assisted ably by equally as nosy and ruthless young assistant, Emily by her own younger sister, May whilst Samantha is assisted by her long time assistant, Joey.

Whilst the men at CIB seems to get on exceptionally well, the women at the magazine escalated from wanting to overthrow one another to full on war, especially when Samantha was investigating the story of an undercover cop, Mark and Emily is pressured to obtain more information about certain high profile cases eventhough she has never considered betraying her husband.

Whilst Mark seems to get into the bad books of Samantha who feels he is trying to annoy her for having investigated and made several allegations about him, Mark is actually a good natured man whose only weakness seems to be the fact that he is an overly law abiding citizen. Samantha gets annoyed everytime she sees him, more so when he stumbled upon again and again on her senile mother.

And then Mark and Tony's father came back into their lives. They found out that the other woman died some time ago, their father's house burnt down, I think in China and he was suffering from cancer. Tony thought Mark would not be able to forgive their father, Albert for what he did before since Mark was the one who took care of their mother whilst Tony was overseas but as it turns out, Mark when he heard his father was sick, homeless and alone, took his father home, much to the chagrin of Tony whom he himself realised he was not as forgiving as Mark. Albert wanted desperately to regain his sons' love, especially the more resentful and much older Tony and so he tried his smiling best to get into the good books of Tony who made his displeasure known earlier on. Things changed a little when Tony suffered from some sickness that had him blinded for several days as his father secretly visited him. With the advise of his mentor and good friend Yip Sir as well as Mark and especially Emily, Tony began to soften a little towards his father but still resentful everytime he remembered how he had abandoned them and their mother.

As investigations went on and on and as the magazine began to reveal more and more exclusives, the personal lives of these good people began to unravel. Emily overheard Tony's doubts of her innocence over certain confidential information that was leaked out, thinking perhaps she was the one who leaked the information and Emily was so disappointed, she could not forgive Tony, eventhough he had tried to apologise. Their relationship which was already very cordial before, filled with pretense and lies was now exploding due to the lack of communication which in the end became total breakdown of communication. Taking Michael to study overseas, Emily had time to reflect on her life and although she did not regret having Michael and delaying her career earlier on, she now had some tinge of regret that whatever she had done did not in the end earn his complete trust. It became worse when she suspected he was having affairs and he was accused of having slept with one of the informers. She felt resentful at his distrust so much so she began to retreat away and the marriage began to crumble to the point that Tony didn't know what else to do than to wait for Emily to calm down and he moved out of the apartment. Emily threw herself into her work and did many unscrupulous things to secure her position, and she became more vindictive when she found out that Mark was dating Samantha.

Back to Samantha.

Samantha had a sad past and Mark did not know her past before until his own father played matchmaker and asked Mark to help fix her broken down laptop. Mark gave it to Daniel who himself looked into the contents of the laptop and revealed to Mark that Samantha had 3 fiancees and all of whom had died. She was considered bad luck but that didn't stop Mark from falling for Samantha. She wouldn't have given him another look if not for one bad move masterminded by Emily that almost caused her her job. Samantha became disillussioned and then she bumped into Mark. With Mark she began to relax and began to change her pace. She became less ambitious and began to make an effort to be Emily's friend as she realised their rivalry was too destructive for everyone they both knew. But Emily misinterpreted Samantha's good intentions and when she found out Mark and Samantha was dating, in front of a very upset Samantha Emily told Mark about how bad Samantha is for him and how he should avoid her as she is only using Mark. Mark thanked Emily for her concern but reiterated that Samantha was good for him. Samantha was touched but felt guilty when Emily and Tony seperated. She felt it was she who drove Emily to being more ruthless and when Mark suggested she meets Tony as a formal introduction, Samantha was nervous as she was afraid Tony might feel Samantha was the cause of the breakdown of the marriage. Tony made sure Samantha did not feel that way anymore and accepted Samantha as part of the family because Tony knew the breakdown occured long before Samantha appeared.

All was happy, and Samantha steadily retreated from her demanding job whilst Emily went full speed ahead. She was all along Jimmy's pimp of sort, breaking off his women for him and etc. She can be manipulative and demanding as well as bitchy but why she wanted to destroy Samantha, which was overheard by Tony who rebuked her was because she genuinely thought Samantha was using Mark.

One day Samantha was waiting with Mark's family for his arrival for some dinner I think when they got hold of the news that Mark was shot. He survived but Samantha became very afraid that she may be the cause since she was bad luck. She tried to ignore it, eventhough her own mother in law (played by Suet Lei) kept begging her to leave Mark if not she will cause his death. She happily ran towards the hospital to see Mark when she heard the news that the hospital's power went off completely. Samantha was convinced she will kill Mark in the end if she continued to be with him and so she decided to leave him for good. Mark refused her reasons but she made up her mind. At that point Jimmy asked Samantha for some exclusive pictures of Mark since Mark was mysteriously shot after another policeman was also shot. Nobody knew who did it. She was offered the job she wanted and Emily was convinced Samantha would say yes but to her surprise Samantha said no. In fact Samantha wanted to quit. Emily's perception of Samantha changed and realised Samantha's love for Mark was genuine and Emily began to see Samantha in a new light. They ended up being friends and although Emily tried to persuade Samantha to give Mark a chance, Samantha decided that he was better off without her. This prompted Mark to break the rules and to use all his power to find what happened to one of Samantha's suppossedly dead fiancee when I think it was Daniel who told him he saw Samantha's fiancee in a picture taken from Thailand in one of the files.

Meanwhile Emily began to soften towards Tony and wanted to reconcile and yet found herself unable to tell him. Tony began to realise he hardly knew his wife and his taste and began to retreat a little eventhough he was waiting for the day Emily would be back with him. They were not talking, and then they found out Michael was suffering from depression and was sent home early to recuperate. To their shock Michael became a rude obnoxious boy and for his sake they pretended to be back together again and lived under one roof. In actual fact Michael pretended to change which is the plan of Albert in trying to bring them back together again. The plan didn't work and Michael became very frustrated and left for his school whilst Emily and Tony spiralled towards the inevitable, divorce. But neither could suggest it.

At the same time Jimmy was going through a potentially expensive divorce. He knew Emily knew a lot of his secrets whilst his wife tried to get Emily to be on her side. Emily didn't want to be involved and Jimmy instigated Tony to find a divorce lawyer as Emily was the one who told Jimmy to tell Tony. Since Tony and Emily were not talking to one another, each made a wrong assumption that the other wanted to divorce. They ended up signing the seperation papers and took off their wedding bands. But Albert gave one last try to get them to talk but that didn't work. Tony called Emily and finally confessed his feelings but Emily did not hear him because she was busy trying to look for the wedding ring that fell to the floor. In the end Tony thought Emily did not want to be with him again and left it at that.

Meanwhile Mark found out that I think Samantha's 3rd husband did not die. He had in fact ran off to Thailand to avoid loan sharks and had married in Thailand. Samantha went to see him. And then I think her 2nd husband, Ah Lun came back and he too didn't die. He ran away because he got cold feet before the wedding. His mother, the senile one could not forgive him and whilst he wanted to reconcile with Samantha, the guys as CIB was beginning to suspect that he was the one who shot Mark. Even Samantha thought he was the one and followed him to Mark's house, and in the house she heard Albert scream and when Lun came out she hit him hard on the head. As it turns out, Lun wanted to see Mark to ask him to give Samantha a chance since she can't forget him and that he and Samantha was over.

It was not until the very end did the shooter of Mark was revealed and Mark was once again in peril but Mark was so frustrated that she challenged that man by putting his forehead against the gun and it was William who shot that man to death that saved the day.

The last scene was Emily in the office alone when she was stunned by I think a stungun and it was one of Jimmy's mistresses who was insane. The next scene we see all of them at some funeral but Emily didn't die. In fact she was hospitalised and in that few days of rest she and Tony talked more than they ever did all those years and each began to find out each dislikes and likes and life begins anew for them.

As for Mark and Samantha, the last scene we see was Samantha was driving by when she saw Mark parked by the side, sleeping. It was the same scenario that she was in some time ago where it was Samantha parked by the side and Mark ended up fixing her license plate, cleaning the car window and even sat in his car watching over her as she slept soundly, woken only by the sound of her handphone ringing and he immediately hid himself and she left. In this last scene, it was Samantha who cleaned the windows, stopped the patrol police from waking him up and when he woke up to the sound of his handphone ringing, she hid. But he knew she was there and as they playfully teased each other, we the viewers found out they too began a new and the scene with them ended with Mark rubbing his nose lightly over Samantha's nose followed by a light loving kiss.

The end.

Comments
It took me about 18 episodes to realise what Tony and Mark do for their job and what is CIB about. As TVB would explain it, CIB officers do not hold guns. They're more of the analytical field, compiling statistics and information provided by their informers who are on their payrolls as well as taking care of undercover cops. But in TVB's interpretation of CIB's work, they first have meetings with the entire department. Then they have meetings with their own teams to which their own team members would have meetings amongst themselves and after work they will have private meetings in a pub to talk abou life and of course work. They're professionally clad in beautifully cut suits with sometimes over the top hairstyle and they spend their times glued to their sits, holding a pen and starts sprouting statistics and strategy. They are not involved in arresting people, rather that's the job of O-kei, in this series represented by robots who either has no emotion or has too much angst in the form of the guys in OCTB, forever clad in blue jackets, blue hat, marches instead of walk and will always breakdown a door by first doing a roll over the floor and then promptly kicked down the entire door. If OCTB is supposed to be a joke, let me stress that yes I get it. I do. In fact the men at OCTB is really the main cause of this series' failure of there was one because they're a joke by themselves. They actually march instead of walk and I don't think I have ever seen them smile, even once.

The series itself is full of in jokes. I read there are quite a few but in the 1st episode itself, you will see a direct rip off from Infernal Affairs. I thought that was funny and I thought the tone of this series would be comedy but then it became very very serious that somehow all these in jokes just didn't seem appropriate.

It is also interesting to note that the men in the police force get on incredibly well, especially in the form of Daniel and his partner as well as Tony and everyone else but it was the two female reporters and their assistants that provide the catfights, rivalry and declaration of intention to destroy one another. The rivalry of Emily and Samantha in fact dominated the first half of this series as they went on and on to kill each other off. The love relationship seems pretty set. For a moment there would be affaird between Patricia Liu's character and Bowie's character since everytime he sees her, cue the music that had me interpreting it as in the mood for love but they ended up being just really friendly and encouraging colleagues. In fact Patricia's character left halfway to care for her sick daughter and reconcile with her husband, not seen in the series. So I was wondering if the relationships are pretty set then what is the story about?

The truth is there is none. This is that kind of series that I could not predict the storyline because there is nothing fixed. The identity of Mark's shooter had me guessing till the very end, thanks in some part to Daniel's wrong accusations of everybody who appears in this series. In fact by the time the shooter was revealed I have pretty much exhausted the suspect list and I still didn't get it right. So I count the mystery of the shooter in this series a success and in the end the shooter who was revealed seems quite suitable. He had reasons to hate Mark.

Everytime I got this series figured out, it went the other way. A big part of the romance or the reluctance of romance is on the part of Samantha and Mark. They're the on and off again element of this series and is of course strangely watcheable for a very good reason.

Have you seen Maggie Siu and Wong He individually? Does it ever strike you that they're even remotely compatible? But yet when put together, their intensity for one another is very obvious and the way Wong He looked at Maggie and the way Maggie stared at Wong He, I find them having an abundance of chemistry. The last scene was especially effective because I have never seen such a seductive and loving scene between a couple that didn't have some form of some action on bed. They were fully clothed, standing and yet the way they looked at one another, the way he lightly brushed his nose against hers and then a light kiss with a hug was more intimate than any Hollywood sex scene I have ever seen. Who needs Lust Caution when such simple loving gestures describe it all? I was especially struck by Maggie's performance in that scene as she looked at a sleeping Wong He and she just stared, with a little smile and you knew this woman's heart is his to keep. Likewise earlier on, Wong He stared at a sleeping Maggie and you knew this man was falling for her despite the fact that she was quite rude to him. Something about her that made him look at her and something about him that made her stop and reevaluate her life. I find their love relationship totally convincing and beautiful, even if it was momentarily and almost destroyed by that silly bad luck thing plot. What's the direct translation for "Tong Zhu Tang"? The chinese language can be very articulate.

The same can't be said for Bowie and Christine. Individually they look good.

Bowie looks handsome in a very masculine yet educated yet authoritative yet mature way. I am in a dilemma because I can't admit it since I never quite felt that way that I do about TVB male actors except for one or two. I mean Kevin Cheng has my vote as the handsomest and most debonair looking actor in TVB. Alex Fong Chung Shun, when he doesn't talk simply looks ravishing and very handsome as well. Raymond Lam is handsome of course but like a young man way. The rest are just too kiddie for me to feel any way remotely attracted to them. Bowie too. I mean in Dance Of Passion I find his performance totally lacking in everything and he simply looked like a brute. In fact in most series he looks like a brute. His small eyes, forever thinning hair ... he and Wong Hei do look like brothers. Whilst Wong He as Mark is clearly the younger and more playful one, Bowie's Tony hardly do any running or anything physical. His actions in this series reminds me of the 1st half of Jewel In The Palace where the characters walk from point A to point B, sit and talk. In fact he sat a lot in this series. And he was forever clad in well cut suit. Oh my the suits... they deserve a name for themselves, because they're a character in themselves. Anyway Bowie...never in jeans and T-shirt from what I remember, maybe a pyjamas but always, always in a suit. Some may disagree with me but I will admit it here; when Bowie first appeared in this series, as a mature man with a wife and a teenage son and in a highly paid job (look at his apartment! look at his car! look at his suits!) and well respected, I kinda forgot he was a policeman. He seems more like a corporate CEO. Anyway I looked at him and I felt.. immensely attracted to his Tony, even when his Tony never quite could reveal his feelings for his wife, Emily. Throughout this series Tony has been true to his wife; he never cheated. Of course he suspected her but he apologised, he gave her room to think about their relationship. For a man in such a high powered job, he was not pushy at all; in fact you can say he is a bit soft but then he loved his wife, he didn't want to push her. Just like Mark when he was dealing with Samantha and her insecurities. I find all these traits very appealing and I found myself very attracted to Bowie's Tony. In fact I find Bowie the actor rather sexy in here and that is rare; in HKTVB there is no sexy. There is mature handsome, playful handsome, irritating handsome but sexy? Not quite and here he was, to me very sexy. I just don't know why I felt that way. I told my sis, "Eh Bowie very sexy lar" and she concurred. I guess this has to do with my age, my perception and the fact that pretty boys charms me but mature stable somewhat good looking man (ok he's not handsome but he's not THAT ugly) attracts me. He looks like a man who can take care of his woman and for that I feel Bowie was well cast. Perfectly cast? I don't know but definitely well cast. Performance wise, ok at times he seems breathless but that is his habit. Bowie has been forever like that like forever. There was a time Bobby Au Yeung is the quittensential professional mature man, with some annoying traits but now Bowie can be that too. Not just by profession but by demeanour. And he hardly changed his acting style at all.

Christine on the other hand had the more severe look. Her hair is black, in fact very black and cut with such severe cut that she looks harsh and cold. In the beginning her Emily seems like 2 woman in one; the cold calculative manipulative ambitious devious Emily at work and the loving, understanding, warm Emily at home. But we know she is a little bit of both. Somewhere along the way she must have realised she may have made a rash decision in marrying Tony. She said she didn't regret marrying him or having Michael or even taking time off to take care of the family but I think somewhere along the way she felt she may have given up a little too much. She changed for the worse; she pushed Tony away and said things like "Don't you understand? I don't feel that way about us anymore. You feel that way, but I don't. Not anymore." Quite obvious isn't it? And Tony slipped away to give her time and the more time he gave her the more she changed. She became more career minded. She was already ambitious but she never quite take the work back home. Now she worked all day in the office perhaps to catch up the old times. She was bent on destroying Samantha, she was ruthless to the point Tony had to ask her "Why are you so bent on destroying her? Shouldn't you give people a chance?" which of course she retorted to get out of her face. She was rude but not in an impolite manner. She began to talk less with Tony and already the relationship wasn't a very communicative one. They hid secrets from one another and that perhaps made Emily feel that this marriage was not right to begin with. She went as far as to insult Samantha in front of Mark who quietly accepted her comments and rebuked her in a very polite way. I have a feeling Emily must have married very young, perhaps was pregnant when she married Tony and supported his career all these years as she languished away. Then she started working again and by the time the marriage broke down, she may have felt she should have done this earlier. As she married young, she also spoke in one scene about her duties as an older sister, taking care of her younger siblings and in some way since Mark is so close to her, she must have cared for him too. All these feelings of resentment of marrying young and felt that she has given up too much too soon boiled and overflowed; and Samantha bore the brunt of her dissatisfaction with her own life and her past decisions.

And yet one very telling scene which I felt was very powerful was when Emily earlier on brag about her life to Samantha; "I am a happily married woman with a great career, a boss that trusts me, a husband that loves me and a son that adores me. You? What are you?". It was vindictive and malicious and Samantha felt the daggers in the statement because it was true; Samantha had 3 dead fiancees, 3 mother in laws and no one else. So later into the series when Emily began pushing Tony away, her statement rang even clearer; why can't Emily see how lucky she was?

To me Emily was one chameleon like character which perhaps did not have the most drastic change but perhaps the most significant change. In the end when she realised she really didn't want to divorce, she couldn't get herself to confess that to Tony. Neither could Tony but at least he did during a telephone call but she didn't hear him. From secretly highly ambitious to all out super ambitious, in the end Emily transformed into less career minded and the last scene was her considering the role of a housewife because she realised nothing is more important than family. Tony softly rebutted her saying "As I have said before, I have never stopped you from pursuing your career" which is true. He is a very understanding husband, she was a very understanding wife, they're very loving parents but the problem is they never quite tell that to each other. This series is like a look into a seemingly perfect relationship which deep down is a troubled one.

Halfway through Emily was difficult to watch. She was bitchy to the max but there was a redeeming quality. She meant what she said; family is always first. Even when she had an opportunity to advance her career at the price of betraying her husband and family, she never did. In fact she mistakenly thought Samantha was using Mark to advance her career but when she found out that wasn't the truth, she not only saved Samantha's job, in the end they became friends. All those rivalry stemmed from a misunderstanding; that she thought Samantha was ruthless and would hurt Mark and Samantha simply hit back to save herself since she is more of a survivor. When that wasn't the case, Emily actually said good things about her when her own sister insulted Samantha. Likewise Samantha refused to betray Mark and Emily too and so she quit and joined a broadcast company as a TV reporter. In a way Mark and Tony are two very lucky men; they have very loyal women.

But why then did the marriage broken down? This series tackles this question. It is interesting because Emily and Tony did not seperate because of another woman, neither was Tony a bad husband or Emily a negligent wife, both are loving capable parents and both did not have any vice that drove the other out. In fact one of the best scene had Emily shopping with Jimmy's wife, Elaine. Elaine was hoping to get Emily on her side to reveal Jimmy's many affairs but Emily refused, saying "Even if I were to be your witness, imagine how ridiculous that would be for you since I would be a divorced woman and I would be attacked as a woman who hates man so my credibility would be gone". Which is what Jimmy was planning when he deliberately caused a rift between Emily and Tony. Jimmy was Emily's mentor, Elaine her classmate so they were pretty close. But Elaine replied "But you and Tony are different. You didn't break up because of some other woman or man, you didn't fight, it wasn't about money.. in fact your separation with Tony is so amicable I envy you! I wish all divorces can be like you and Tony, without fuss, without reason, just good clean break" and Emily looked like she was wondering too "Yeah lor, why then Tony and I separated??". I wonder too.

I find that aspect of this series, especially Emily's evolution from episode 1 until the last very interesting to watch. I am a sucker for study on human behaviour and to me this series provides that aspect adequately. Unfortunately I just don't quite see the chemistry between Bowie and Christine and I suppose that is deliberate.

Likewise on the part of Samantha, she too is an interesting character by herself. She was highly ambitious and probably a survivor since she survived the deaths of 3 fiancees and a very vindictive mother in law (of first fiancee) who would always say negative things like "I beg you to leave Mark! You know who you are! You are a bad luck, you will kill him like you killed 3 others. Leave him for his own good! It isn't that difficult to live a life without men". She quietly accepted those mean words perhaps she felt they were true. Anyway before Mark she threw herself at her work. One plot to overthrow her by Emily, she mellowed down tremendously. In fact she slowed down and went hiking, lunches with Mark to the point she fell for him. Again you can see the change in this woman. Not a drastic change but a very significant change.

Both these women changed from highly ambitious to in the end realising that perhaps they have got their priorities wrong. Maybe you will disagree with this perspective in life, I too in some aspect but this series presents this aspect in perspective in a very subtle way, represented by Emily and Samantha.

As for the men, Mark and Tony hardly changed throughout. In fact they were pretty consistent.

There are other characters too that illustrate this perspective issue.

For example, Patricia Liu's Vivian. Little is know about Vivian except for one telling scene where she was having wine with Tony with that "let's be lovers" type of song (bad choice if you ask me because they were never lovers) blasting away and in that one scene we found out she was married, in the midst of separation, had a daughter, daughter was very sick, she had to take long leave to take care of daughter, daughter cured when mom and dad got back together, realised in her attempts to leave her husband that she may have acted rashly and ended up back with her husband for a second shot at the marriage and was leaving the job to be a housewife. Again you may feel perhaps this woman is sacrificing her career which was unnecessary but this series again presents the debate on perspective; you know which priority is your most important one and you should strive for that. I always thought Vivian would end up being Tony's lover and Tony would leave her to go back to Emily but this series really surprised me in that aspect; it wasn't that simple nor was it that dramatic.

In fact nothing really dramatic ever happens. Even the cases investigated by CIB are forgettable. Towards the middle suddenly CIB officers stop investigating but they still have meetings. The series went full speed ahead with the relationship issues. Not just on love...

Friendship amongst colleagues get a big boost in this series. Of course it is cliche, I was always and still is complaining why colleagues are such best friends in TVB world. But this series takes it one step up; it actually preaches it. When Samantha was with Mark and Mark apologised for being late since he had to fetch a colleague back home as he or she was sick or something, Samantha looked surprised at Mark's closeness to his colleagues. Mark said "Well shouldn't colleagues be as such? Helping each other?" and Samantha must have thought about her relationship with Emily and she sighed "Perhaps it should be". We also see a lot of scenes between Tony and Yip Sir. I suspect Yip Sir was Tony's mentor but Tony, has he had more education and more merits actually climbed the ladder faster and became Yip Sir's superior. And yet there wasn't any rivalry at all. Yip Sir was Tony's advisor and when Tony looked like he didn't want to accept Yip Sir's advise, Yip Sir tersely said "I know you don't want to listen to what I have just said but I have known you for so long, I feel those words must be said". The level of their friendship and trust in one another extends beyond being colleagues and often times Yip Sir was very honest with Tony. Again isn't that what friendship means? A friend should be one who say things you want to hear and things you don't want to hear. If a friend can't be that honest for your own good and your family can't be that honest as well, who can? I find Yip Sir to be a very level headed man. Then there's Mark and his colleagues turn subordinates, Daniel and the other guy whose name I forgotten. Daniel may have tried too hard to please Mark but I do believe on some levels he did it with good intentions. Daniel believes colleagues should be friends first and foremost, more so when a policeman depends on the other for cover. But Daniel can be over the top and very intrusive to the point Mark blew his top and shouted "Stop meddling in my private matters! Why not like this? We are colleagues and nothing more!" and Daniel was very hurt. Later Mark calmed down and softly said to Daniel "I am sorry for being terse with you. Although we are colleagues, are friends foremost". Even the relationship between Emily, Tony and their son Michael is more like friends than parents. Michael can tell his parents everything and Tony and Emily could tell Michael everything. Which is funny that Tony and Emily can't tell each other that. One very good scene which I thought at first was weird since no parent can be so open with his or her children had Tony messaging Michael via computer. At the same time Emily was doing the same. Each parent confessed to Michael the marital troubles but assured Michael everything was fine whilst Michael tried to persuade both. Then Emily wrote "Having been away from your father for some time during the trip to England (I think it was England, but can't be sure where's the sun studying), I remember the trip very well. I remember having to go sight seeing alone and for once I felt free. I didn't miss your father, I was alone and I felt happy". Immediatly there was a call and Tony called Emily to take the call as Michael was calling them and when Emily took the call, it became a 3 way call and it was Michael scolding Emily saying "Mother, how could you say that! How could you say you feel happy without me and father by your side! Father loves you! I love you! How can you feel complete without us?" Tony looked at Emily sheepishly, Emily said to Michael sheepishly "I didn't mean that. I just meant what I felt at that moment that's all. It doesn't mean anything". But actually it did.

And then there was the relationship between a parent and a child. The siblings in here are close but the parents are not. For me the best scene or scenes in this series was between Albert the father and Tony which can be emotional. Tony overheard Albert said to one of Samantha's mother in law "In all my life I have but one regret; I have failed this woman that I loved and I have never given her true happiness and until the day she died she never felt happy. I have failed her and nothing I could do could ever make it up to her". Tony thought he was talking about his mother so when he was very friendly with Albert and he said "I never knew you felt that way about mother" and repeated what he overheard, Albert was in a dilemma. He confessed; "I wasn't referring to your mother. I know I have failed you, Mark and your mother for leaving and being with this woman. The truth is I have perhaps met her at a wrong time but I couldn't ignore my feelings. However I felt I have failed her, not your mother. At least your mother could die cursing me, at least she had a venue to express her hatred for what I did, but this woman, although she was with me, she never felt happy. She felt guilty and until the day she died she never forgave herself for what she did to your mother. It is because of her I feel most guilty. She had no where to vent her pain and so she suffered in silence". Tony listened. The next morning Mark saw Albert who said "I think I may have to move out" and Mark asked "Why?" and Albert said "I don't think your brother would want me here anymore". Mark was confused but Tony walked out, hardly smiling and Albert looked at him nervously and then Tony gently fixed Albert's tie and chatted lightheartedly. Albert smiled a smile of relief whilst Mark asked "Can somebody tell me what's going on here?". Quite a funny scene and touching as well. I find the dialogue here very effective and very poignant although Chan Hung Lit was very difficult to understand.

The mood of certain key scenes was helped by the fantastic music with the appropriate ha-ha-ahhhhhhhhs inserted certain scene or some songs except for that "let's be lovers" music that appears whenever we see Vivian and Tony together. The themesong however was horrible and horribly sung by who else but Bowie Lam. I thought good, now we have Wong He screeching away for the end song and to my great surprise, the end song was always an English song. Luther Vandross or Craig David? The song is familiar, very recent but can't remember the singer.

The camera work also helped. You will see probably TVB's most inventive camera work in the 1st episode, and towards the end it became standard camera work but changes are good, very good. In fact the 1st episode has my vote as perhaps the best opening in terms of presenting the characters.

Ok, so it was long winded. Same scene repeated I think 4 times, from the perspective of Tony, Mark, Emily and the CIB. Since I didn't read the summary, I didn't know the relationship. It started with Mark, and his colleague got shot. Then the next perspective I realise was sayyyy Tony and it was from his angle, going back to those moments Mark was almost shot and he was sitting having lunch. Then it was Emily, ending with her having lunch as well and talking on the phone, cut to Tony on the phone as well. Then at the end of the 1st episode, this crazy frustrating mixed scenes were blended together and in that moment the viewer will know Tony was actually talking to Mark, Emily was having lunch with Tony her husband and there was several cover operations going on, on one side CIB and on the other O-kei. I find it very refreshing to see at least some innovative storyline but sadly that disappeared by episode 3. Can't blame TVB; that way of storytelling can be long winded, cumbersome and those without patience, confusing. But do give episode 1 a try. Superb if you ask me.

And what is most surprising about this series is that in some scenes, it can be very witty and very very funny. Such as Daniel's constant suspiscion of his colleague's sneaky manner and he thought he shot Mark. The way he accused him again and again and the explanations given should be seen to be believed. Then there's this character William Hung who seems more like a yes man to his boss. He was from OCTB (O-kei) transferred to CIB and he believes in feng shui so he actually put gold chimes into each of his boss' rooms. The idea that these policemen can be very superstitious was quite funny and the reaction of his immediate superior, Kim played by TVB's only caucasion actor was funny. In the last episode William thought Kim hated him so he went to Kim to give him his request to transfer and Kim not only shouted at him, but actually slammed the door at his face when William asked "Well then, what time should I give you this request?!" and Kim said "If you must, come back after midnight!!!". And in this series funniest scene which could also be quite tragic, around midnight Mark was alone in office. He was walking out when one suspect shooter of Mark escaped the OCTB guys, stole a gun and had it pointed at Mark. At the same time Daniel and colleague was in office and tried to talk the guy out of shooting Mark. And then Kim appeared with Emily's father (a feng shui master) also appeared talking and saw what was happening and that suspect feeling very frustrated cried "Don't you people ever go home?!!". That was so funny and suddenly a shot was fired and it was William who fired the shot and you must remember why Wiliam was back in office; he wanted to give the letter to Kim at midnight! It's true, nobody goes home at CIB. And later we found out why Kim was prejudiced against William. Kim scolded William about the gold chimes not because he was not superstitious, in fact he believed in feng shui but it was because his astrological chart said that year he can't have gold in his office! And he avoided William because William was born in the year of the dog and he must avoid dogs! Why William was asked to come back was because after midnight there would no longer be such restriction. Silly but funny.

The biggest mystery though was who shot Mark. I kept guessing and guessing and in the end I guessed wrong and that was even when I exhausted all suspect already! Quite a mystery actually.

However the story was at times ridiculously funny. Maybe it was trying too hard but I found the following almost a reason to just avoid this almost, quite almost crappy series:-

1. Joe Jr's comb over. Already that man is bald, can't the writer give him some dignity as to give him style? why the comb over? I can't take him seriously.

2. the character of Daniel and the performance of Wai Ka Hung can be over the top sometimes, especially the unnecessarily dramatic argument between Daniel and Mark over the issue of Samantha towards the end. In fact I felt it was not just badly written but should not have been that way in the first place. Daniel clearly stepped out of the line.

3. What's wrong with the OCTB guys? Why are they always marching? Why is it that when they leave a room they march? When the come into a room they march? Why when they open a door they almost always break it down? And why in every operation they would either do a tarzan-like stunt or their favourite, roll over and point the gun? And don't they never ever smile that they're so robotic and yet when they're emotional it felt so wrong?

4. what's up with William Hung? What is his job? Does he even have one?

5. Why the inconsistencies in Kim? Earlier scene had him dismissing feng shui as superstition and yet the last episode he was actually very superstitious? Somehow forgot about that one tiny point?

6. I don't get the ending. I mean it is an ending alright but it was as if too much has been edited out. The ending was in fact quite horrible. I like the ending for the characters but I didn't like the ambiguity of it. Like

a. when Emily was hurt by Jimmy's crazy ex girlfriend, what happened? Who saved her? She looked like she was in peril

b. when Emily was in the hospital, how much time has passed since the attack? Was she disabled or was that wheelchair just a standard prop for patients in a hospital?

c. when did Emily and Tony reconciled?

d. when did Samantha and Mark reconciled? I mean one scene they're barely talking to one another and the last scene, loving, kissing and even hinting on them living in together since Mark said "I didn't bring the keys, I don't want to disturb father" and Samantha said "Well why didn't you call me? I could have given the key to you".

e. so what about Yip Sir and his love lost with the owner of the restaurant? What happened?

I was so confused with the last 15 minutes I just feel there were so many unanswered questions. The ending was like neither here nor there and I was very disappointed with it.

And what is most ridiculous is two very capable reporters should open their own magazine publishing business instead of one being a TV reporter and the other considering retirement. After all they did all the jobs, they have connections and I am sure they have some money. And how could a policeman, however high ranking afford such a big apartment, such big expensive cars and sending his son overseas for studies? His wife paid for it? Are there no poor people in TVB dramas anymore?

The ending almost killed this series where things suddenly slowed down real ssssllllooooooowwwwwwwwww, just to drag the ending to the perhaps 1 hour mark.

Luckily the performances were consistent.

I have said what I wanted to say about Bowie Lam.

Christine Ng, also I have said what I wanted to say, except I must add this is perhaps one of her best performance. Emily is complex, at one point totally could be hated but somehow she is a decent woman who labours under some major misunderstanding. It would have been nice though to see Emily smiling happily at Tony for once.

Wong He gave an above average performance which borderlines "back to his old self again" type. There was a time he was bloody pretentious. Somehow he looks smug about it. He still do but Mark is like his older characters he have played that established his name; goofy, silly, cute, nice, lovable, and rough on the edges. His best performance was when he looks at Maggie, he actually looked smitten! Anyway why I say above average instead of great is because I was so disappointed with his recent performances that I feel a slight improvement to his old self does not merit those over the top praises. There are still some moments he seems rather pretentious. I don't know why but I just feel at times he was like reading the script instead of actually actin the script. But at least this is one of his better performance in recent memory. By the way Wong He looks good in here, put on a bit of weight but still looks like a capable athlete with a very well toned body. I am sure he can outrun everybody in this series.

Maggie Siu was a revelation. First of all she looks ultra modern, hip and very feminine without looking weak. I love her image in here and the boots and everything else. Her performance was quite spot on as well as those reporters who are very ambitious. The way she held her phone, the ear piece, and every aspect of it. To see her having something to do in a proactive manner rather than her dismal character in Dance Of Passion was very welcoming. I love her scenes with Wong He and as smitten as Wong He looked, the way Maggie looked at Wong He it was as if he was the one, the only one true love of her entire life and for eternity as well. How can you not love such a convincing performance?

Chan Hung Lit is fast becoming my favourite veteran actor. His performance in Dance Of Passion was hindered by a complete lack of characterisation but in here he had little action but loads of words. He looks refined and handsome in his well cut suit and glasses and cane. He does look like Wong He and Bowie Lam's father, except more handsome. His cantonese is stil hard to understand but not as hard as way back then. After War & Beauty I had a soft spot for him. HEY! He was Bowie's father in there as well!! No wonder the chemistry was there already! Anyway I enjoyed his performance in here and he is fast becoming THE actor to play someone's father.

Kenny Wong was surprisingly quite funny eventhough he had little to do although he proved pivotal to the story since he was the only officer in CIB who holds a gun as he was just transferred from CIB.

Patricia Liu looks convincing as a policewoman since she does look like a strong woman and an intellectual. But she had little scenes and anyway this series is already overcrowded with characters so less focus on her is ok. But I was pleasantly surprised she didn't end up as Tony's lover since I did expected that. If it was Astrid Chan (assuming her name is still Astrid since chinese stars have a habit of changing their english names), I would bet you all my fortune that she would end up falling for Tony. Whether she actually has an affair with Tony or not does not matter. Astrid Chan has been condemned to forever play the role of a mistress/would be mistress/wannabe mistress.

Joey Chan playing the son Michael is quite ok although how old is he? Not 15 right? Not much comment actually. But he does have more chemistry with Bowie and Emily than Bowie and Emily themselves.

I was quite impressed with 3 female performances; Rachel Kan, Queenie Chu and Chow Ka Yee. I find Rachel Kan, the one who played Samantha's assistant very pretty in here. She gave a credible performance. Chow Ka Yee was quite cute and played the character of an understanding but just as ruthless sister of Christine Ng's Emily very well as well. As much as I enjoyed watching the rivalry between Emily and Samantha, the rivalry between the assistants were also very well scripted. Now Queenie Chu, who plays Jimmy's former lover was surprisingly very watchable. Her Rachel was smart, capable, hardworking and surprisingly honourable. I find it quite funny that a mistress when given a meaningful job to do actually liked the fact that she had a purpose in life that she quit being the mistress! She can improve of course but maybe this role suits her like a glove. She does look like a naive young mistress in the beginning and I find the way she delivered her lines suitable for the mood of that scene which is almost very tranquil like. I suspect anything more she may fail to deliver but for this series itself, I think her performance deserves a mention.

Ellesmere Choi is a waste of screentime. His role is just to throw in some drama and some suspense and it all turned out to be a fluke. And the man himself looks bloated. My reaction upon seeing him was the same as the reaction of the maid when she saw the young Michael walking into the house with spiky coloured hair and tattoo; which is "OH MY GOD!!!". What happened to Ellesmere? How can he from secondary become almost first choice to now back to secondary and worse, in the danger of slipping into ke-le-fe-dom?

Joe Jr was a waste of screen time. His hair, his wig, his performance killed his character. If he didn't I would.

Yu Yeung will forever be remembered as "THE LUCKY DEVIL" for having hugged/touched a min 4 beautiful women in War & Beauty, an honour previously and consistently held by TVB's favourite Emperor, Kong Wah who has my vote as Bowie's replacement for the character of Tony if there was ever a sequel. I miss Kong Wah. Anyway Yu Yeung played his role of the disgusting Jimmy to the hilt. His mouth and the way it moved did the trick.

Whilst Lok Ying Kwan delivers a strong performance, his character Yip Sir, apart from being the obligatory friend and mentor in this series, hardly had anything else to do. He didn't get the ending he deserves. I mean give him a proper ending, give him a wife.

Now the biggest and most pleasant surprise was Belle Lau playing a rich woman, Elaine, wife of the devious Jimmy. So her role was extremely short but I was very surprised to see her really looking the part.

The guys at the OCTB were just flukes. Nothing much to do and I suppose meant to be the joke of this series. It quite almost turned the table and made the series into a joke.

Verdict
Very interesting series with very interesting filming techniques, the 1st episode must be seen to experience what is the difference whilst the rest of the series is less about CIB and crime investigation but more about human drama and relationships or the disintergration of it. If you're looking for a consistent story, this is not it. It is in fact slow and at times you may be wondering what is going on. The ending itself may leave you cold since so many unanswered questions. But if you're looking for good storytelling with compelling characters that actually goes through changes with the main actors delivering the goods, this is it. This series takes time to get used to and to digest but I find the characterisation not only compelling but very true to human nature. Emily turns out to be a very compelling character to watch. None of them are complex at all but just ... well compelling.The soundtrack is used to great effect but the themesong suck. The dialogue is at times realistic, sometimes moving and interestingly sometimes witty and seriously funny. This series actually has all that but there are also some elements that leave you cold. Whatever it may be, fans of Christine Ng, Wong He, Bowie Lam and especially Maggie Cheung should check out this series. All 4 major actors delivered the goods and this is a rare thing in TVB series these days that the actors can be consistent individually and in an ensemble cast. Moreover, see if you feel the same way I did about Bowie Lam.


Interesting Poster
I really like the following poster. In fact I don't think I can ever erase from my memory that they're not actual brothers although they look it, eyes wise. If you notice carefully, nothing else matches.


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15 December 2007

SPIDER-MAN 3 [Mov]

Written by Funn Lim
 

"This movie is just too hectic, too many villains, too little coherent storyline to top movie 2 and become a worthy end to the Spiderman franchise, if indeed there won't be a Spiderman 4. What a pity!"

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SPOILERS ... SPOILERS ... SPOILERS
Released In
2007

Cast-Character
Tobey Maguire - Spider-Man / Peter Parker
Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson
James Franco - New Goblin / Harry Osborn
Thomas Haden Church - Sandman / Flint Marko
Topher Grace - Venom / Edward 'Eddie' Brock
Bryce Dallas Howard - Gwen Stacy
Rosemary Harris - May Parker
J.K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson
James Cromwell - Captain Stacy
Theresa Russell - Emma Marko
Dylan Baker - Dr. Curt Connors
Bill Nunn - Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson

Plot Summary
Taken from IMDB.com

Peter Parker has finally managed to piece together the once-broken parts of his life, maintaining a balance between his relationship with Mary-Jane and his responsibility as Spider-Man. But more challenges arise for our young hero. Peter's old friend Harry Obsourne has set out for revenge against Peter; taking up the mantle of his late father's persona as The New Goblin, and Peter must also capture Uncle Ben's real killer, Flint Marko, who has been transformed into his toughest foe yet, the Sandman. All hope seems lost when suddenly Peter's suit turns jet-black and greatly amplifies his powers. But it also begins to greatly amplify the much darker qualities of Peter's personality that he begins to lose himself to. Peter has to reach deep inside himself to free the compassionate hero he used to be if he is to ever conquer the darkness within and face not only his greatest enemies, but also...himself.

Comments
I have watched Spiderman 1, 2 and now 3 and I will say outright; no. 2 is the best in the series and no. 3 the worst. There are reasons why no. 2 is the best, which are exactly the opposite of why no. 3 os the worst. So let's highlight why no. 3 is the worst although most papers would have you believe it is the best.

Too many villains, too many heroes, too many people with unnatural / supernatural / technological power
Exactly as my title suggests. In this movie, we have technically 2 heroes and 4 villains, where 2 people are interchangeable as villain and hero. Very strange and definitely overcrowded.

For one, Harry Osborne was a villain for the fact that he wanted our favourite superhero, Spiderman to die. Then he lost his memory, which I actually thought was an act by Harry aka Green Goblin but it turned out to be actually real memory loss and he became the nice guy, then he got back his memory and turned bad guy and then his conscience came back to haunt him and with some explanation by his faithful butler, he was good guy again. At this moment with the butler doing the explanation, I was thinking maybe Batman will pop into the movie for a quick guest appearance to bring up the tally of good guys as against the bad guys.

Then we have Flint Marko aka Sandman who may actually be a good guy because he wanted to steal money to save his dying daughter who then Spiderman found out to be the bad guy as he was suspected of killing his wise old Uncle Ben in movie no. 1 but Sandman said it wasn't like that so I thought maybe he didn't but he actually did for some lame excuse like a misfiring gun so that kinda made me thought he was a good guy but before that he teamed up with Venom to create havoc and to kill Spiderman, the one guy everybody with some unnatural/supernatural power wanted dead so I thought Sandman was a bad guy and in the end he turned out to be a desperate guy who then became a sand and kinda flew away. I am still wondering did he die? Did he suddenly evaporate? Can sand ever die or evaporate? If he were to find a wife, will he make sand babies?

There was then Edward 'Eddie' Brock who was this jerk of a reporter who was trying to steal Peter Parker's thunder and then he became Venom, whose name was never actually revealed in the movie as Venom with a suprisingly big sharp teeth and a big mouth with a rather cool black almost spidey-like outfit who seemed bad but not quite, good but not quite, redeemed but not quite, in the end dead and definitely no not quites in that department.

We have Spidey himself who for a moment became rather egoistical, angry and temperamental when that dark like subtance which never had a name except for some scientific sounding name like Symbiote whatever which bonded with Spidey's outfit making it a cool black colour. Spidey intelligently ripped that thing away from his suit or rather ripper his own suit away from his body in what may be the best scene in the movie.

Even the symbiote whatever itself has a character, and this movie suddenly took an alien-like turn with a meteorite falling to earth and this thing following Spidey home.

In the final confrontation we have 4, sorry 5 (including the symbiote now bonded with Eddie to become Venom) fighting with one another. Too many characters and suddenly with all these weird characters that were a big departure from the past 2 movies (where the villains were first and foremost humans who became too reliant on technology and became a tech baddie of some sort) who all suddenly became a Superman or Fantastic Four movie. It just became a kiddie film and I was expecting Bionic Woman to turn up for some gender equality during the fight scenes.

Impossible Villains, Impossible to die
Impossible as in they will never die. Well amongst all the characters with some powers in this movie, the Green Goblin is the Batman of the lot; human but became superhero by way of techonology which means amongst the 4 (Sandman, Venom, Spidey and the Green Goblin), Green Goblin is the most vulnerable as he was flesh and blood. And indeed, dear Harry will suffer the most in terms of physical. I mean he got himself scarred on his handsome face for heaven's sake whilst Spidey, pounded on the chest by a big sand-like hand didn't even get a scratch on his chest. That's not fair.

Anyway, Venom could be killed as seen in this movie by a bomb. But it did take a bomb. Sandman is probably the immortal in this movie, apart from Spidey (have you seen a spider die after being thrown off a 100 storey building?). Sandman can't die, won't die and did not die. Not even turning into mud after being thrown water on his sand-like body could kill him. In fact nothing did kill him and the final scene of his flying away with the wind was well ... a scene befitting an immortal. I expect he will take up residence in some high mountain somewhere and learn the way of the Tao and become a deity.

And Spiderman himself; why is everyone so scared he will die I wonder? He will never die. Being flung the way he was, bombed the way he was, pounded on the way he was, he still didn't die. Maybe drowning him will kill him but that was never explored in all 3 movies and since there is no movie no. 4, we will never know.

The Decoration
As in this movie? Well not the buildings or ke-le-fes but rather the women. Gwen Stacey's job is to flirt with both Spidey and Peter, not really telling us whether she fancies Peter or Spidey and then to look terribly sorry for being flaunted around by the evil Peter in front of MJ.

MJ, and that is not Michael Jackson but Mary Jane's job is to feel disappointed, unsatisfied, jealous, angry, scared, terribly understanding at times and most of all, scream. In fact MJ has been in peril in all 3 movies, each time she was flung from somewhere high which requires Spidey to make some life altering choices when attempting to save her and finally saved her and gently flung her to safety with her looking bewildered and yet very turned on by Spidey's bravery and heroism and knowing that Spidey, after Movie 2 is Peter makes it more interesting I suppose. Anyway she screamed and screamed and screamed and still looking a little flustered but never quite in tears. I mean when I do get flung out of the taxi like that with sand-like person flying everywhere, excuse me, I will cry. Tears of fear down my cheek as I scream to safety. You know what I mean?

Aunt May, probably the only character with something useful to do and yet in this movie, she is just a walk on role and the one assuming Uncle Ben's position of giving some timely advice to Spidey and then nothing more. Why can't we see Aunt May being flung out of the taxi instead of MJ? And in midway she has a heart attack and so Spidey now has to decide whether to

a. save the falling MJ

b. fight sandman and venom, both terrorising ... they were terrorising Spidey only, not really the city itself, so I suppose fight these two who were threatening MJ and terrorising him

c. take Aunt May to the hospital in a matter of minutes before she expires

d. Sandman and Venom actually out to kill the people of New York or hold them at ransom for something, so Spidey has to save New York as well

e. do all at once and save the day.

Hard choices but more exciting.

Is NY in peril, again?
In all 3 movies, the villains seem to have very personal agendas against Spidey and for some reasons other than killing the good folks in the much terrorized in film, New York. It's true. Green Goblin wanted Spidey dead, so he did what he did. Octavious in movie 2 wanted to kill spidey and to continue his study on some energy field so he did what he did. In movie 3, Sandman, Venom and earlier Green Goblin all wanted Spiderman dead. None of these villains directly wanted to cause serious damage or harm to New York so well, it's kinda repetetive. and small scale.

Best friends fighting one another, how unoriginal
This has been brewing for 2 movies, Harry vs Peter ever since we saw Harry rather jealous when Peter got MJ and really murderous when he thought Spidey aka Peter killed his father. So finally we got to see these two fight it out in movie 3 and it felt like 2 kids fighting one another, like some high school feud. And it was so long since it took 2 fights. The only good part was an angry evil Peter telling a very stubborn Harry that he was tired of trying to explain to Harry what actually happened and that daddy never really loved Harry. Well ouch, so childlike banter if you ask me, that part where daddy never really loved poor Harry. I mean Peter is that the best insult you can thrown at that stubborn Harry? I am sure you can do better.

Returning characters
In the opening title sequence we have flashbacks of the previous 2 movies. Probably the best scene in here. And then we have Uncle Ben making some appearances for his death scene and then we have the usual Norman Osborne back to cause havoc in Harry's very vulnerable mental state. If I may add, once too many times.

The entire storyline
... is the problem. It's too fast, too hectic, too confusing and would you believe it, too long despite the fact that 2 hours isn't really long in movie world. This movie made Return Of The King seem normal length and I suspect, it is because it is just boring. And they had to kill someone and I thought wouldn't it be nice if MJ dies? That would be shocking but they killed...well watch the movie and you will know. The death seem seems corny at best.

The entire movies feels old, tired, rehashed, long, at times confusing, mostly repetetive and always quite didn't make me feel for Spidey. I love movie 1 where Spidey was really nerdy who became a superhero. Then in movie 2 he was really poor for a superhero but he did great things, with some scenes moving me to tears. But movie 3, sure he was a villain and there were 2 rather long scenes of Peter doing some disco dancing on the streets and on the floor looking like the manic Green Day lead singer but these scenes just feel like a joke. It wasn't even funny, it was rather disturbing because Spidey thinks he is sexy when he is making a fool of himself. Or maybe that is the main point of these scenes. Even angry Peter didn't seem to menacing at all, acting just like an angry high school kid when his girlfriend ignores him. This movie just fails on so many level because for once, I feel nothing for the villains, not even poor Harry.

SPOILERS
And talking about Harry, I was watching the commercial of Spiderman 3 on TV and I just made this remark "Poor Harry, died" and my sister suddenly screamed "WHAT?! POTTER DIED?!". Which proves my point. His death made no impact at all, except to cause some anxiety in some Potter fans who when heard Harry, immediately assumed Potter to be the last name.

Performances
Tobey Maguire as usual is excellent as Peter Parker and has a great body for Spiderman. His best scenes are those where he cried, big tears sliding down his baby faced cheeks, ala Elijah Wood in Lord Of The Rings. In fact these two should hold a contest as to who can cry the most beautifully since the way they cry is like silent tears, not quite manly but not quite boyish, both with beautiful features and skin. Anyway seriously he was good even as bad Peter.

Kirsten Dunst. Ok lar, she was never famous for her acting prowess and she was adequate as MJ in all 3 movies although she now seems older than Peter Parker himself. Maybe not having a career is stressful? Her MJ is now like Peter in movie 2, broke, down and out. Kirsten had to expand her lungs more in here as she had more screen time to scream but she also has some time to flesh out a bit of acting in terms of acting angry, jealous, confused, used, betrayed, insulted, etc which basically were the same expressions consisting mainly of how teary the eyes are, not opened her mouth is and how big or small her eyes become. Seriously, ok performance.

Bryce Dallas Howard. Simply unrecognisable. I can't believe she was the same girl in The Village and Lady In The Water. In fact looking at her I felt if she had made her movie debut earlier, she could have been MJ. Anyway acting wise no comments because she hardly had anything to do except to kiss Spidey, look hurt and nothing else. So basically wasted kinda casting. Anybody could have performed this role. In fact to save money why didn't the producers just put a wig on Kirsten and let her do dual roles?

James Franco. As Harry in movie 1 and 2, he had little to do except to be James Dean; moody, angry, unhappy except for the rebellious part. In movie 3, he is still all that, except he got to do it on the Green Goblin flying machine. His earlier scenes where he lost his memory were scary; I thought he was putting on an act. He didn't seem genuine and when this actor really smiled, it felt sinister and forced. I didn't believe him. And his last scene was ... well it was corny, it was funny, it was not at all touching or sad or anything at all. Just that because before he appeared in that scene I thought he was dead with that bomb going off near him but he didn't die. The only time I felt "Poor thing" was when I saw his scarred face on that formerly beautiful handsome face. Poor thing. Acting wise, average at best, even in movies 1 and 2.

Willem Dafoe. He can continue to make guest appearances in this movie because even if one scene and one line, he was better than the rest of them, save for Tobey Maguire.

Topher Grace. Nice name, could hardly believe he's that sweet kid from That 70s Show. In here he was malicious, ambitious, evil, angry. Good performance but hardly anything much to do except to be angry and snarl a bit at poor Peter.

Thomas Haden Church. Totally wasted. All those hoopla about his role and mostly it was computer generated, all those body building and I didn't see past his waist and all those hoopla about his performance and voice, all I could see was one stony face after another stony face. Bad performance? Maybe not but definitely overrated and blank most of the time. He made Tobey Maguire feels like a person with so much feelings he could burst. I can't see the point to this character and the so called forgiveness issue, well overblown since Spidey took only 10 seconds to decide to forgive Sandman. Not much conflict when there should be more, emotionally.

Verdict
So my verdict? The trailer was good, in fact better than the final product. The whole black Spidey costume was so interesting in the trailer because the danger felt imminent since evil Spidey would mean the world may be at peril but in the movie it was kinda childish, that it was all good for showing off and showing a bit of anger but nothing else. Even Venom isn't so bad considering he directed all his anger at killing Spiderman. The whole vengeance thing seems so limited, so personal and yet does not engage, involve nor provoke the viewers. Well watch it just to complete the whole sage thing but this movie by itself is tiring and long and when watched with movies 1 and 2, I shall add boring to the list. Give me Spiderman 2 anytime. This movie is just too hectic, too many villains, too little coherent storyline to top movie 2 and become a worthy end to the Spiderman franchise, if indeed there won't be a Spiderman 4. What a pity!

Interesting Fact
Is it me or that the Spiderman series is probably the cleanest movie ever? Cleanest as in no foul language of any kind? Definitely no *F word, can't remember hearing any *S or *D word, not even the *H word (except maybe as a verb) or the * B word (if you're British) and hey, no *S word or scenes as well. CLEAN!!

Did you see Peter Parker actually eating in this movie? He hardly even sleeps except for one short moment when he was waiting for news of Flint Marko on the police radio. I didn't even see Harry eating. Not even MJ. Nobody eats in this movie except for Marko who almost did. How strange.

Likewise nobody showers in this movie. Thanks to his Sandlike body, poor Marko Flint will never get to shower anymore. The upside is of course saving money on the water bill. Can he drink?



* F = F**K, S = SHIT, D = DAMN, H = HELL, S = SHIT, B = BLOODY
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