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23 September 2013

ALWAYS AND EVER [TVB] [2013][R] Funn Lim

They (Bobby and Esther) made this series and watch it for them. Such magic is difficult to find nowadays so grab some of it whilst you still can.

Written by Funn Lim





SPOILERS ... SPOILERS ... SPOILERS


Chinese title
情逆三世緣

Direct Translation
Probably "A Love Story Spanning Three Lifetimes"

Episodes
31

Released In
2013

Cast
Character(s)

Bobby Au Yeung
Circle Yuen Kam Cheong, Justice Pao, Wah Lung Biu

Esther Kwan
Phoenix Yeung Jik Suet, Hon Sheung Sheung, Tin Tsau Fung

Pierre Ngo
Yuen Kwai, Yuen Sai Sam

Ben Wong
Ko Kai Onn

Mandy Wong
Tin Tsau Ngan

Rebecca Zhu
Lam Yim Fong

Derek Kwok
Cho Pau

Cheung Kwok Keung
Emperor

Ram Cheung
Mr Gongsun

Benjamin Yuen
Chin Chiu, Chin Chiu Yan

Christine Kuo
Princes Hing Sau

JJ Jia
Consort Yin

Vivien Yeo
Consort Sook

Sammy Shum
Lau Chuen

Cheng Chi Seng
Unknown

Vincent Lam Wai
Circle Sun Foo
(weird name - Sun Foo is pronounced like the cantonese of suffering)

And many more.

Synopsis

The drama follows a love story which spans three lifetimes, from Song China in the 13th Century to Hong Kong in the 1950s and to modern Hong Kong (modern era) between Yuen Kam Cheong and his soul transported into various bodies and that of his one true love in 3 incarnations. She is meant to die due to her most loved unless the curse is lifted.

The Real Story
Major spoilers alert.

Quite simply, Yuen Kam Cheong, modern policeman accidentally shoots his fiance Phoenix, a reporter during a raid in a warehouse where his soul is suddenly transported back to 13th century Song Dynasty and into the body of the famous Justice Pao. As Justice Pao investigates mysterious cases, he meets again his beloved, except she is now a gifted female scholar by the name of Hon Sheung Sheung. Once again he falls for her and she falls for him but their love is hindered by the devious Ko Kai Onn, who is Hon Sheung Sheung's "si hing". Due to many circumstances, Sheung Sheung herself creats the curse of 3 lifetimes which will bind both her and Circle. True to her own curse, she dies at the order of Circle, who then left Justice Pao'body and jumps into the body of the most corrupted cop in HK, the Inspector Wah Lung Biu in the 1950s where he will meet some familiar faces, one of whom is his beloved again, this time an older married woman by the name of Tin Tsau Fung who is married to the respected gangster who at the beginning is missing and feared murdered by Inspector Wah himself. Through many trials and tribulations, they fall for one another but alas, Tsau Fung's devious sister Tsau Ngan causes many difficulties and Circle himself loses his own memory one day as he rescues Tsau Fung from a burning building. In the end Tsau Fung once again losses her life due to a choice made by Circle and this time Circle returns to the modern time as himself but before the first death occurs. He now believes he has a chance to rectify things with Phoenix who makes an important revelation, but Circle's happiness is short lived as one day after an accident he wakes up with an even mind boggling revelation to which he is unable to accept the truth.

Can Phoenix and Circle finally rid their curse of 3 lifetimes?

Short answer is yes but not in ways that you and I can predict if you even follow this series closely.

Comments
After a long drought of a good drama series, I was so looking forward to this series purely because it boasted the magical pairing of Bobby Au Yeung and Esther Kwan, both of whom I have not seen on screen for quite some time individually, more so together. They have always had that chemistry and TVB itself is banking on that. The story on paper sounded rather morbid and tiring; imagine, same woman, 3 lifetimes, died in the hands of the same man. How exciting? I didn't feel excited. But I watched, every night and somewhere along the way I thought this could have been Bullet Brain except Bullet Brain was a disaster from the get go due to its confusing identity; comedy, drama, dramedy, comdrama, what?! Always And Ever did not have that confusion as to identity, in fact it was pretty sure of what it was, the only problem is the mechanics of it.

Say for example;

You have a car and you're driving the car from point A to point B. If you reach point B safely, the car has done its duty. But being a smart aleck, you begin to question; how does the car go from point A to point B? By gas? By petrol? By electricity? Manpower? Legpower? That is because you know you are in a car but you're not sure what runs it. But if you're those type that doesn't ask much, then it is fine. But if you're those who wonders, you will be very confused, more so when your car seems to have a gas tank, a normal petrol tank, some peddles and a electricity metre.

That is basically how Always And Ever is, at least to me. If you don't question much, you are in for a fun and sometimes morbid ride. But if you begin to question, that's when all things fall apart. Not Bullet Brain style to the point you can't reconcile anything and nothing makes sense. Always And Ever isn't as confusing as that but it is confusing because the series does not explain the mechanics, you just assume it is correct and just go with it. If I had done an episodic thought on this, I think every episode I will have an X-File section; the unexplained. This is a fantasy series but even fantasy series are bound by a certain rule of logic, if you know what I mean. Everything is possible only if it is probable and it is only probable only if you can see a certain logic in it, even if it is about reincarnation, time travel and what nots. Basically this series does not even attempt to explain. It just shows the story and whilst on paper it is a morbid story, in the series itself, it is very very morbid. After all, same soul, different appearance of a woman gets killed by her true love, same soul, different appearance. How happy can that be?

Well, TVB made sure every death thereafter is succeeded by the soul of our hero traveling to another life in another lifetime which inadvertently is accompanied by some very lighthearted music. My confusion started at episode 1 itself. Right after Phoenix got shot and died in the arms of Circle, he got transported back to Song Dynasty and into Justice Pao and immediately, funny cute moments. It was so inappropriate. Same thing happened when Sheung Sheung was beheaded and immediately Circle's soul again is transported to that of Wah Lung Biu in the 1950s and some funny stuff happened. Same thing happened when poor Tsau Fung died in the arms of Circle, and he was transported back to modern world into his own body and darn it! Cue some cute music. By that time I was in the state of utter confusion,  not really because of the strange choice of music but rather the entire theory of it.

You have to hear me out on this because this or these will make or break this series.

It is very obvious Circle's soul was transported into Justice Pao. Because when  he left Justice Pao, there is a short but quite a good scene of Mr Gongsun explaining to Justice Pao the several weeks of weird behaviour and we see a super serious Justice Pao juxtaposed with the familiar Justice Pao theme song. So it is settled that it was his soul that got transported in and out of some lives. And yet in the 1950s story, Tsau Fung thought that by having Circle kill her, Circle will leave that life and back to modern life and so he can take Tsau Ngan along so she can have her illness cured in modern world. Now that is confusing isn't it? So is it soul or person? At some point in the Song Dynasty this was touched upon as well and frankly by the 1950s story, I just say what the heck, go with it! Ride with the flow dude. Worse still, Circle never once said to either woman (Tsau Fung or the despicable Tsau Ngan) that "Hey, you can't go with me since my SOUL is leaving not my PERSON and I am not walking through a PORTAL".

There was also a tiny issue of Circle's reaction to each lifetime's death. I mean sure the poor guy didn't even have time to mourn and got transported but seriously, shouldn't he cry or something for like the next few minutes? It seems he readily accepts that same looking woman as the reincarnation of his beloved. No question asked.

And even the issue of reincarnation is pretty confusing. The first time he got transported to Song Dynasty and see Sheung Sheung, of course he was confused and thought she was Phoenix. Sometimes he said she was Phoenix but can't remember her life as Phoenix and somewhere along the way he said she was Sheung Sheung, Phoenix's previous lifetime. Now if it is the former, then it is even more confusing; did Phoenix travelled back in time with him? But then even if her soul travelled back in time, everyone knows her as Sheung Sheung and she remembered her life with the Ko family. So how can she be Phoenix? If it is the latter, obviously she wouldn't remember her life as Phoenix since she has yet to live through it and yet Circle at times act as if she should remember but she can't remember. Frankly I was like way out in state of confusion at that point.

Even if you discard on the confusing reasoning of is she Phoenix or not, come 1950s suddenly our heroine remembers her past live! But at least she didn't say she remembers her future, at least I think she didn't. Because obviously she can't remember her future since she has yet to live it. Same dilemma, you see?

The worst, absolute worst had to be for the short time in 1950s Circle lost his memory and he was as mean as the Wah Lung Biu reportedly was. Oh he was dastardly. Made for some fine dramatic moments. However he suddenly remembered he was Circle. And how he remembered? I don't know. He just did! And when he remembered, it was not some major revelations or a huge groan of what an arse he was to Tsau Fung. He just sighed and that was it. I mean come on!! That's so unfair! I wanna see him have some inner turmoil and I suspect any inner turmoil as to his behaviour got edited in the editing room. By that time I was not just confused, I was furious.

But the stupidest had to be this; Circle in the modern time had an accident and he woke up and lo and behold, he saw a scar on his chest in the shape of an infinity symbol (or maybe a bow as in bow tie) and that was the same birth mark which Ko Kai Onn had and to which (major spoilers!) Tsau Ngan had so Tsau Ngan was Ko's reincarnation and that man had like 1000 year of hatred buried deep in his soul. I mean it is clever, sort of to show Circle having some doubt, whether he was actually Ko and Tsau Ngan's reincarnation and so there was the dilemma. But come on! He took off that cotton thing and inside that so called birthmark had stitches on it. So obviously someone created that birth mark. That to me was the most unconvincing twist in the plot, ever. At that point I was confused, furious and literally gave up figuring things out.

I mean whatever you want to show me, oh just show me. Luckily that was the last episode, so it can be more than that.

BUT WAIT! Got!

We discover another twist; Tsau Ngan didn't die; she in fact survived her deadly illness by some miracle that we don't know how and lived till modern times. Of course if you have paid attention when Circle left Wah Lung Biu's body, you will see in end credits Tsau Ngan married Wah Lung Biu and was pregnant, although she was sorta blurred a bit in the background. Kinda obvious.

And then like full circle, I will come back to the curse of 3 lifetimes. You see, Ko wanted to hurt Justice Pao aka Circle and Sheung Sheung made a promise; she will not love him nor be with him, if not she will be killed by her most loved for 3 lifetimes. Hence Phoenix (bang!), Sheung Sheung (chop!) and Tsau Fung (crash!) and back to Phoenix (bang! bang!). Circle theorise the only way to defeat the curse is to somehow find a way to beat it when he was back in modern times.

But look at the numbers.

3 lifetimes, right? Phoenix died, Sheung Sheung died and Tsau Fung died. Back to before Phoenix's death. Isn't that 3 lifetimes plus the surplus of one? Shouldn't when he returned the curse lifted? Oh so unfair!

The logic and maths itself will get you confused.

But some characters will get you boiling.

In the modern time, it took me a while to get into rhythm at seeing Bobby as Circle and Esther as Phoenix. In fact I find those names pretentious but then by the end of this series, I vowed to name my child the cool name, Circle. Seriously, rather cool name. Towards the end though it was draggy even with the plot twists.

In the Song Dynasty, I was shocked by the inept attitude of Justice Pao. Under him, I think got at least 3 unexplained deaths. I was expecting dark clouds and strange winds every time such things happened. Did he solve that at last? Not really. I was also frustrated by the stupidity of Sheung Sheung when she betrayed Circle because she loved him. Urghhh! But in the end I really enjoyed the Song Dynasty story and was saddened it ended so soon.

In the 1950s, which is the longest in terms of story and to me quite eventful even if draggy, I hated Tsau Ngan. Oh I want to throttle her especially when she kept saying "It was your fault, if father didn't save you first when we were trapped in the rubble, I didn't have to suffer" and after a while I was as frustrated with Tsau Fung's "I know you suffered, let me help you, let me make amends". Both sisters' as crazy in their own ways. Believe me, Tsau Ngan will be the new hate object in your life. And I hate how so much time is devoted to her torturing her own sister, I felt like those scenes were dragging this series down by that time. I also find it funny how most part were about how Cho Pau tried to wrestle the control of the traid gang from Tsau Fung and then he died an uneventful death; shot by Tsau Ngan who never loved him and she confessed but he died before he heard her. I thought death was kinder to him than Tsau Ngan ever was. And seriously, I pitied Cho Pau. Twisted isn't it?

There were the side stories of other characters which I didn't mind. Because they were related. From the pitiful backstory of Mr Gongsun and his tearful reunion with his only daughter, Consort Yin in the Song Dynasty, Circle and his relationship with his father, Yuen Kwai (and made more memorable with the fack that in modern times, Yuen Kwai was senile and remembered only the past and not his own son) and in modern times, it came full circle with Tsau Ngan, her son, Phoenix and Circle. Conveniently, and very very conveniently, Phoenix remembers her past 2 lifetimes. Yeah, she does. So convenient. Conveniently, Tsau Ngan in the end didn't feel good having shot Phoenix, TWICE. Phoenix of course still in the Tsau Fung mode you see.

And that's when the story gets uneven.

I was hoping to see Tsau Ngan crying and truly repenting. After all, it was 1000 years in the making, or at least 60 years in the making. This series robbed Tsau Ngan of that moment, the writers robbed Mandy of that moment to make that final amend. To have Tsau Ngan seen forgiveness and in her own way forgive the tragic lovers and so show the curse actually lifted. None of those and I felt what a big moment lost. All we have is Circle telling Phoenix what that woman did. What a potentially great moment eh? All lost!

But not all is lost in terms of tearful moving moments. Like the Mr Gongsun and her daughter, one other scene stood out, not because of acting but the idea behind it.

We all know Circle's dad raised him. But what of the mother? Of course along the way like Circle we discover who his mother is. Problem is Circle doesn't seem too emotional with his mother, again that is understandable considering she walked out of the family when he was a baby. Her mother, Fong Fong was selfish and materialistic. But the twist to this sad sad woman is even worse; her husband gave her his blessing for her to pursue her career in ballet in Russia. So she didn't walk out. But why didn't she come back? Well I shall let you discover that for yourself. It was such a sad moment, that final reunion between Kwai and Fong, the final dance and the final goodbye, separated by more than 30 years. I thought that was unnecessarily cruel of the writers. I mean I care about these characters and I hate that a blameless character should suffer whilst Tsau Ngan, she didn't exactly suffered did she? But I was more shocked at how Circle reacted to the reason why his mother never came back until now. I mean come on, we need more emotion here! We need more tears! We need more guilt!! Any guilt was fleeting. It wasn't enough!

I will of course emphasise on certain things that is worth mentioning and I haven't done this in my review for some time. So here goes;

BEST MOMENT, EVER
This is when Sheung Sheung outsmarted Ko Kai Onn and she killed him, in her own special way. Must be seen to be believed and he deserved it. I love how he died. Very very clever!

WORST MOMENT, EVER
Why Sheung Sheung had to be beheaded. I see no logic in that. And the emperor, completely and utterly useless. He could have stopped it and he just stood there or sat there like some statue. No wonder the kingdom fell later on.

MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT
I love the fact that this series incorporated some small gestures which to me speaks a lot of it being an ensemble cast. In the final episode as Circle rushes Phoenix to the hospital, he will encounter people he had known in the past lives and that was fun to watch! I loved how each character just show up and they're lookalikes, not those people and they're no longer good or bad or vengeful but just characters that appear in this lifetime. A nice touch. I also love how the series ended in the first ending; a drama series is made of Circle and Phoenix's love stories and we see the same cast in costume and ended with a group picture. I thought that was a fantastic ending, except the writer had to spoil it with the cheesiest ending ever!

Anyway I must also mention those small scenes as to what happened to certain characters when Circle left the body; like Justice Pao and Wah Lung Bit. At least it sorta answered some questions. But of course it doesn't answer this question; if Circle left his own body, what then happened to his own body back in modern times?

WORST MEMORABLE MOMENT
It was memorable since it was the end but the final ending or I shall call the 2nd ending had Circle and Phoenix's baby walking into some transporter (there was this huge stone, I forgot the name which had this ability to transport Circle back in time, except remember, it was his soul not the person) and was being transported and it ended with Circle and Phoenix running after their baby son.

Why worst?

1. Remember, transport the soul NOT the person? This one was person. Huh?

2. Isn't that stone the fake stone? I mean used for filming? Huh?

3. Why? WHY end that way? Whyyyyyyyy??

MOST INCONSISTENT MOMENT
As per above plus one more; all along Kwai always said he wanted to name his son Yuen Kam Cheong. Ending scene of Wah Lung Biu's story we see he and Fong has a son and he says "Wait wait.. I think I will name him... YUEN KAM CHEONG!"

Huh? Didn't he said he will like many many times before? Is there a reboot to the timeline I did not know about?

MOST CONFUSING MOMENT
As per above plus many many more I never mentioned. I wish I can name them all. But half the fun for the viewer is to discover such things. So I shall let you decide which was the most confusing moment. I think even Bobby and Esther at times were confused but went with the flow.

MOST FAVOURITE PAIR
Who else? Love love Bobby and Esther. I also love Bobby and Pierre. Also love Bobby and Ram. In fact Bobby and "fill in the space". Except of course...

MOST HATED PERSON
Tsau Ngan, has the distinction of being worse than Ko Kai Onn. At least Ko Kai Onn was love sick. What was her excuse? Oh yeah the most overused sentence. I shall not repeat here. Ohhhhh I hate her!

REPEAT IT! REPEAT IT TILL DEATH!!
Whatever Tsau Ngan says, her hatred, her anger. Apart from that, those very few modern flashback scenes Circle has of Phoenix when in Song Dynasty and 1950s, especially that proposal scenes. Rather repeated to death!

WORST INJUSTICE EVER
Poor poor Fong Fong. Such an unnecessary story for her character.

WHO DOES CIRCLE LOVED MOST
Sheung Sheung? Tsau Fung? Phoenix? All 3 women with same soul but different personalities. Frankly I will say Tsau Fung. She caused him the most hurt in her own selfish way; she repeatedly showed favour for Tsau Ngan and Circle repeatedly forgave her. He also married her. But that is moot point. This series never ever answered that question, or even asked it.

PERFORMANCES EVALUATED
BOBBY AU YEUNG
I love Bobby Au Yeung. He is such a charismatic actor, he can open a series, he can close a series, he can carry a series. Yes, he is not the world's best actor, in fact some scenes where he is supposed to be dramatic he ended up looking comedic, unintentionally. But this man knows how to work it with his colleagues. Pierre Ngo, Mandy Wong, Rebecca Zhu, Sammy Shum and even Esther Kwan are only so good because of Bobby. He has a way of making his co-stars shine, and he is a generous actor; he is able to share the limelight and the screentime without sucking away the attention nor giving away any attention. You may not believe this; he started out a very serious dramatic actor, somewhere along the way he was in comedies and sometime later back to semi serious dramatic mode which I feel suits him the best. Whilst he is cute and funny, his best moments were as Wah Lung Biu who lost his memory; his unapologetic way of treating Esther's Tsau Fung was an eye opener for Bobby the actor. I also love those scenes where he cried when he knew Tsau Fung had once again used him, he felt hurt. I felt those were his best acting moments, the tears and all I thought Bobby had improved so much but the truth is it is in Bobby's innate ability to portray despicable or arrogant characters. He is and always has been a better serious drama actor rather than a lighthearted comedy actor. This series will pit him in ways many actors will relish the opportunity; so many characters, so many situations. He faltered here and there, more probably due to editing but you know, I love Bobby so in the end those to me were minor issues.

ESTHER KWAN
This is like a goldmine of a character for any actress and not many can portray different characters consistently. Esther had it more difficult than Bobby since she is supposed to be 3 different characters even with the same soul or reincarnation. She was cool and easy as Phoenix, soft smart and elegant as Sheung Sheung and hard but loving and desperate as Tsau Fung. She breaths life into each character and manages to be different each time. Set them all together side by side and I believe she will convince she is different in each character, like a set of triplets. The script sometimes failed her but she doesn't disappoint in terms of acting. This woman is 49 and whilst at times she looked tired, she never once looked over 40. Her skin is flawless, her hair is thick and lustrous, she is slim and her eyes bright. Her only flaw is the way she talks at times when in modern world; it sounded like a woman in her 40s. But once she grew accustomed to the characters, I actually thought she looked more and more beautiful. Of course she is not as young as her characters are but I thought she was gorgeous when she dressed as the princess Sheung Sheung. It is like she never ever age. Other younger actresses look much older than her. Make no mistake, she is a woman in her 40s no doubt but when you look at her, you can believe she is not yet 40.  But the best is her ability to cry convincingly and in many different ways as different characters. Esther to me is the reigning acting queen of TVB but alas, no one will recognise that. What a pity. If anyone deserves any recognition, Esther is on top of the list. And she proves it in this performance(s).

PIERRE NGO
The problem with Pierre Ngo is he was unconvincing as a really old man. The thing is when the last scene showed him as old man and then the next as a young man again, I was kinda struck by how handsome he is, in that particular scene. He is a competent actor but I dislike how similar this is to No Regrets, the way he talked, the way he behaved. But disregarding that, and disregarding the script that failed him, he was fantastic as Yuen Kwai/Yuen Sai Sam even if he really is very unconvincing as a really old man.

REBECCA ZHU
Whatever character she plays, I will end up hating her. Why? I don't know. She is very pretty in here, and she is slightly better here than in Triumph In The Skies II. I did not like her Fong Fong but I felt if there is any moment she did exceptionally well, it was the final scene. She may not be convincing as a really old woman but that final scene almost had me in tears. That was her moment and she did well. But the beginning, when her character discouraged Kwai from joining the rallies for anti-corruption in the force, I was confused with her performance; I know in the script she discouraged him because she loved him. But her performance was as if he was inconveniencing her with his choices; I never felt she loved him at all. Rebecca was very inadequate throughout but hopefully she can learn consistency by observing Esther. There is hope in this actress but I am not sure I have the patience in waiting for that end result.

MANDY WONG
I know she has a lot of fans, she is like Nancy Wu with her friends crying injustice because she should be promoted. Well if there's any consolation, Nancy Wu's fans have more cause to cry injustice since Mandy has been given big roles even if not 100% leading roles. She is at least not someone's wife, someone's girlfriend, someone's mistress or someone's sister which Nancy has the honour of being. Mandy has a huge role in this series and her character is one that you will hate. I am not sure if it is a breakthrough performance but I am sure her fans will be pleased. However I personally do not feel she did well, nor did I feel she did ok. I thought she was terrible. I do not like how she talks as if she is giving a class on the Cantonese way of speaking words, I do not like how badly written her character is (sometimes straight out evil, sometimes not that bad) although that is really not her fault. She has to work around the material. I do not like how reserved she is. At least Nancy Wu can let go and go all out, much like how Tavia Yeung can. Mandy to me feels like she is holding back, even in a character that doesn't hold back. This is not her best performance. Her best performance has yet to arrive or if you're optimistic, has yet to come but maybe will one day. I feel there is hope in this actress to be far better but the problem is whatever is holding her back is not helping her at all.

BEN WONG
A fantastic creepy performance of a hated creepy guy. I love his ending. I love his every expression, every intonation, every creepy stare at poor poor Esther as Sheung Sheung, like he is about to devour her. I believe he is younger than her? Wow, Esther, so young looking. I can still remember his role as the ultimate good guy in Kindred Spirits but wow, this man has some inner meanness which he unleashed in here. Absolutely convincing performance, a tad like how he was in Safe Guards. But I do feel his best work was in Safe Guards. That was his breakthrough performance.

SAMMY SHUM
He is fast becoming one of my most favourite actor to watch in TVB universe. I am however afraid he may find leading roles in movies more than in TVB itself. He has such a chameleon-like appearance. Colour his hair and he can be a triad member. Comb his hair nicely without that moustache or goatee and he can be a professional, like lawyer, doctor, architect. He can play both the low life (as in this series) or professional (also in this series). He can be the nice guy or the bad guy. He is also handsome in a unique way. And he can act BUT if there is any limitation it is the fact that he has more chameleon like look than an ability to act in a chameleon like way. But that can be corrected by practice and more roles. To me he is charismatic and I am eager to watch what he is in next. I am not a movie fan but I think he can have quite an impact in TV world, if he is given the chance. And that chance can be earned if he acts well. Thus far acting is admittedly weak but he has a plus point; boat loads of charisma.

BENJAMIN YUEN
One word; wooden. The worst Chin Chiu, ever.

CHRISTINE KUO
Poor girl had her voice dubbed, bonus to viewers I suppose but I'd rather listen to her original voice. Yes the dubbing was quite good really, the voice sorta suited her but it was so weird. I don't mind her accent really but in some ways the dubbing helped with her performance which was at best ok. She looks very pretty in ancient costume, if given better budget, I think she will look smashing in Tang Dynasty costume or Han dynasty. She has the beautiful but mournful serious look of those women in the past. I mean give her a guitar, let her strum it and she can be one of those tragic Chinese beauties. But alas, unlike Sammy Shum who can act and can be better and is riding on his charisma, this girl however beautiful is devoid of it. I felt annoyed watching her. Maybe a trip to Mainland China will help her improve. Or maybe she was wrongly cast. But no denying, she was beautiful as the princess even if annoying.

VIVIEN YEO & JJ JIA
Vivien Yeo speaks with an accent too but I can understand her. She has improved a lot but as she improves, she gets darker and skinnier. Why?

JJ Jia however should have been that princess. Also speaks with an accent but I can understand her perfectly. I have always felt she is a real beauty in those ancient costumes. Her character in here is pitiful and she displayed some fine acting moments in those final scenes of her character, about to be beheaded (she wasn't but I will let you discover how she died). This girl has some serious acting chops but I don't understand why she is always cast as the older person or that one beside that one who is beside that other character. I feel she is able to convince me in her performance more than Mandy Wong could and yet here she is... wasted in her talent. She should have been Tin Tsau Ngan, she is as fair as Esther, could be sisters.

DEREK KWOK, CHEUNG KWOK KEUNG & RAM CHIANG
Derek Kwok did well as Cho Pau even if his character is pointless.

Cheung Kwok Keung didn't do well as the emperor, more so when his character is useless.

Ram Chiang did well as Mr Gongsun although how can a super serious character act cute and funny in some situations is not something I can answer. But he is a competent actor, so no complains even if sometimes his character is confusing to me.

CHENG CHI SENG
I can't remember his character's name but I know the actor. It has been some time since I saw him and this guy, same look, same suit and yet he can play both the bad guy and the good guy. In this series he displayed some serious acting chops as someone with mommy issue. I can sense real fear in him. What did Mandy do to him?! Anyway fantastic performance even if a short one.

OTHER CHARACTERS/ACTORS
Many more that I didn't name, all complimented the actors and did well within the scope of their characters. By the way the turtle (or is it tortoise) should be given an award. I swear I saw his head nod when Bobby talked to it!

VERDICT
Yes, the story is confusing, way out confusing. Yes some performances are lacking. Yes the ending is terrible. Yes the story makes no sense if you must give sense to it. Yes it was draggy at parts. Yes ratings are low. But if you ask me, "Funn, should I watch this?" and I will say "Yes!". Why? Some majorly great performances by those who matters and with many TVB's recent series where stories are botched even before they began filming, all you can look forward to is some good acting. This series has yet. And if that doesn't convince you, the magic of Bobby and Esther will. Someone said to me "They look like they're married" and I said their characters are married but that someone corrected me and said "I mean the actors look like they're really married in real life". It is true. I love how Bobby is so at ease with Esther and I love how the usually super serious Esther seems to be having fun with Bobby in some lighthearted scenes. They made this series and watch it for them. Such magic is difficult to find nowadays so grab some of it whilst you still can. And take my advise; go with the flow, no need to question the mechanics, just accept it. It was to me a fun eventful ride even if predictable for the most part.

WHAT IF...
If I can change anything about this series, I would have wished TVB had the guts to remake Justice Pao with Bobby as Justice Pao. Same story arc; Bobby travels back in time (soul or person, don't care ala Bu Bu Jing Xin or Gong) and becomes Justice Pao and use his modern sensibilities to solve crimes and mete out punishments to the evil criminals whilst finds love with local beauty Sheung Sheung played by Esther and battling the ultimate evil throne usurper Ko Kai On. This story in itself can be 30 episodes. Cast better Chin Chiu and gang and you have it! A fun interesting series, less morbid. Unfortunately TVB has no guts.

Pity.

LAST WORD
Beautiful poster. And great themesong sung I believe by Shirley Kwan?

A LITTLE OBSERVATION
I think Bobby and Esther are very comfortable with one another and do like one another. But it never strike me that they would like go dinners, karaokes or tea time and such. Maybe Bobby and Nick Cheung will but not Bobby and Esther. I think they're friendly but I don't think they're like close friends. And yet they have such chemistry together. Individually Bobby can be paired with anyone (except maybe Angela Tong) and Esther shared some great chemistry with her male co-stars. I suppose that's why they can be paired with anyone and each other. Ok, except Esther and Nick. They were super boring on screen despite being a real couple.

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25 June 2013

Empresses In The Palace/Legend of Concubine Zhen Huan/后宫甄嬛传 [O][2011][China]

Written by Funn Lim


This is an opinion previously posted in Point2e's main blog at last date, 31.08.2012.


SPOILERS ... SPOILERS ... SPOILERS







UPDATES - 31.08.2012
Am still trying to write a review, long way to go.

Anyway been reading about Gong 2 (aka Palace II) and I sorta realise Yu Zheng is like HKTVB; take a book and change it dramatically like back to front and voila a new series. Read Palace II and tell me, isn't that Empresses In The Palace?

UPDATES - 16.07.2012
Finally I finished all 76 episodes. By the time this reached 50th episode, it was dragging but for the past 6 episodes, it was terribly slow paced. Anyway Empress dies of a heart attack in the end. Why she still thinks she can be empress dowager is beyond me. Emperor dies from poison plus slow poison plus more because Zhen Huan said things that eventually caused him to die of anger. BUT she did him right by exacting revenge on the empress which he couldn't do in his lifetime. She removes all traces of the empress from historical books and will have her buried as a concubine. I suppose that's why the empress suffered a heart attack. Meanwhile I thought she was kind when she let emperor to be buried with his beloved Chun Yuan. I do believe in her heart she once truly loved that bastard. 4th prince became emperor, she let 17th prince other son to be adopted by Zhen Beile whilst her own Hong Yan will be adopted by 17th prince posthumously and so Hong Yan finally can call his real dad, Ama whilst the new emperor need not worry competition to his throne since she ruled out Hong Yan. In the end she went to sleep. Did she die? Don't think so since she is so young. Probably another 30 more years to go before she will be buried with the man she hated. Oh and that arrogant Ning Pin killed herself. Why does she kill herself when her enemy is gone, she should live on happily. If she intends to accompany 17th prince in the afterlife, she need not bother. Already 2 women down there waiting in line.

Anyway I think I will write a review of this travesty to real history since I both love and hate it.


UPDATES - 16.07.2012
4 more episodes to go. Or is it 3? I lost count. This series is by now too long. But I am at a time for the past 3 episodes where this series is like a hell bent killing machine. 17th prince's wife died (poisoned), 17th prince died (suicide by poison but not that he has a choice) and finally his other wife, Huan Bi died (killed herself by the very dramatic running ahead and knocking head on anything hard). So many died. The Empress is now in cold palace and never to be seen again although I hope one last scene would be nice, her maid and eunuch probably dead as well. Dead, dead, dead. So many deaths. And I hate this emperor. Whilst I do not like 17th prince for cavorting with brother's wife and he and Zhen Huan should not look at each other longingly IN PUBLIC (so Zhen Huan is to be blamed for his death and he himself as well), the emperor's behaviour to his own stupid 3rd prince Hong Shi is so so strict. Anyway I am sure if 13th prince was alive and he dared look at Zhen Huan, he will die too. This emperor is depicted in such a way that even the real Yongzheng will go "TIAN AHHHHHH!!!! WEI SEM ME NI YAU WU MIE WOR!!!!!!"

But good news, some major kick ass performance by Sun Li in the scene where 17th prince died and she cried her heart out. Amazing performance and she should be Ruoxi.

UPDATES - 16.07.2012
Sigh! 8 episodes to go. So long! Anyway An Lingrong dies and before she killed herself she says to Zhen Huan she is sorry. And my view of her death? Pointless. Why? Because this is one pointless villain. She died because of her own stupidity. If she had aligned herself with Zhen Huan she wouldn't be dead. I just feel she is a failed villain. But the actress was rather good. Anyway the emperor did good; he allowed Zhen Huan's sister to marry I assume the 18th duke, or someone after 17th duke. Nice of him. And I was surprised at how pretty Huan Bi is as the ce fujin of 17th duke. Her make up and dress and all looks nice. So now Zhen Huan is completely controlling the entire harem. Oh and the empress dowager is finally dead. But she argued with the emperor before she died, classically because she wants Yongzheng to release 14th prince whom she NEVER mentioned until her death bed. Talk about backtracking!

Ok, next to die? 17th prince and then the emperor and so finally, THE END!


UPDATES - 12.07.2012
Thank you stupid trailer for telling me absolutely everything there is to know. I could see Huan Bi in white crying "My lordddddddddddd!!!!!!" which means 17th prince is dead. I see Zhen Huan looking at a depressed looking 17th prince so that means she was with him when he died. I see Yongzheng vomiting blood whilst Zhen Huan looks at him which means either she poisoned him or he basically died of anger. What a stupid trailer.


UPDATES - 12.07.2012
I think this series will be ending soon. I am like 60 plus episode and like I predicted since forever, Huan Bi just married 17th prince and another girl also married him. Poor 17th prince, marrying 2 women he does not love, at all. Huan Bi looks pretty in her wedding gown and 17th prince basically nominated her to run the household. She is not di fujin, she is like the other girl ce fujin and same status and she marries as Zhen Huan's 2nd sister, so she is of high status with more dowry and such. And first night 17th prince slept in her room BUT they didn't do anything. The other wife thought Huan Bi is the favoured wife when in actual fact 17th prince sleeping at Huan Bi is his way of avoiding to explain why he isn't having sex with that other wife. With Huan Bi it is easier; she knows why. I find the aspect where Huan Bi knows 17th prince doesn't love her but her sister Zhen Huan interesting. This is a very open sibling relationship. And very kind of Zhen Huan to agree to the wedding since she thought at least Huan Bi will marry the man she loves. Anyway right now the only possible happy couple is Shu Peisheng the head eunuch who got to marry the woman he loves, Jingxi whilst Jingxi truly love and admire Shu Peisheng despite the fact that he is an eunuch. However I am not liking Zhen Huan much in one scene where she said Dr Wen's castration will be a lesson to them and she was so afraid if it had been 17th prince. Well, to hell with the best friend who castrated himself for you YOU SELFISH ZHEN HUAN!!!! I already know how this will end. No feeling whatsoever since I am not a 17th prince-Zhen Huan shipper. I feel like rewatching Bu Bu Jing Xin. That is a love story I care about. At least you won't hear Ruoxi say she is glad it was 13th prince who got jailed and not 4th prince.


UPDATES - 10.07.2012
I think even the actor Chen Jianbin looks bored playing this very fickle minded emperor Yong Zheng. One second he is "I will protect you" and next second he grabs Zhen Huan's face and says "You dare to cheat on me?". Crazy guy. My sis said "Remember in Yong Zheng Wang Chao how Yongzheng was so disappointed to hear the public saying he is some sex crazed emperor, always flipping the name plates rather than govern well? This series is showing that exactly; as in him being sex crazed and all". True! True! If I were Zhen Huan I too will be disappointed. Doesn't mean I will cheat on him but I will not hesitate to walk away when he dies. Apparently he was rather good as Cao Cao in Romance of Three Kingdoms (one of those many versions). Here he is reduced to being that emperor who lusts and makes false promises. And to see all these women fighting, killing, dying for him. Lian Cheng, you got yourself a raw deal!!!


UPDATES - 09.07.2012
I feel like crying. Concubine Hui's death was so sad, but saddest was the fate of Doctor Wen who was earlier accused of having affair with Zhen Huan and fathering her twins. Empress! Wrong move! So he said to prove his innocence he castrated himself. He didn't die. Concubine Hui who was heavily pregnant was shocked to learn Zhen Huan was in deep shit so she gave birth earlier but she bled to death. Before her death she told Zhen Huan who her daughter's father is and she sadly asked Doctor Wen if he ever loved her and after some hesitation he said and this is so sad; "After that night (where they had a one night stand), I was good to you not just because of Huan Er (Zhen Huan). I wanted to be good to you. I am now a castrated man, no one can ever accuse our child, no one can now insult your memory by accusing us, I only now belong to you and we are at last together, even in your death, I am yours alone" and Concubine Hui cried and said weakly "I have never regretted all that I had done. The years I spent in this palace, until I have met you, it was all meaningless. Meeting you was the happiest day of my life and I can finally rest.. I am so tired.. but I am happy that I can lie on your shoulder like this, finally... and rest..." and she died. So sad!!! What happened after was also Sun Li's best acting performance yet, as she slowly walked away and then slowly increased her tears, not loudly but that sort that where she holds it in until she could no longer hold inside of her and she crumpled as she cried her heart out. Her only friend, her most trusted friend, dead. Even before her death she was worried about Zhen Huan. What a great friend. Concubine Hui is one of the best character in this series who doesn't have much to do and yet you can feel her presence by her loyalty and her sincerity to Zhen Huan.

Oh I hate that An Lingrong! She is so vindictive! She purposely let her maid tell Hui about Zhen Huan and she later said as she drank herself drunk "Sister (Hui), blame Zhen Huan. She was the cause of your death. Not me. And I am very happy; to see Zhen Huan miserable, makes my heart leap with joy".

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So vindictive bitch!!!! I hate her!!

Anyway I feel more for Hui and Dr Wen than 17th prince and Zhen Huan. Poor Dr Wen. He is now an eunuch and a drunk because of disappointment. Now he wants to leave the palace and guard Hui's tomb for 3 years. This is silly! Who to protect Zhen Huan?! Who?!

Meanwhile Emperor is lusty again. I hope he ain't gonna force marriage on Zhen Huan's spunky sister. I still think Huan Bi will marry 17th prince. But the last episode I watched, the emperor seems suddenly keen on Huan Bi. Maybe he was just joking. Anyway I don't like the emperor at all now. I blame him for what happened to Dr Wen. If every Dr is to be accused of adultery with the concubines, why not castrate them all? Poor guy! And I don't get why the instigator, the stupid Concubine Qi would accuse Zhen Huan of adultery with Dr Wen, and I suspect based solely on the empress' encouragement and yet when she was found out, she took the blame on herself, leaving the empress blameless eventhough everyone knows who ordered her.

Just to be clear;

Zhen Huan's twin children are between her and 17th prince. Not Dr Wen. BUT Concubine Hui's daughter, Jing He is Dr Wen's child. It is also convenient Hui didn't give birth to a prince. Zhen Huan only knew of this on Hui's deathbed BUT Hui never knew the twins were not the Emperor's.

Clear?

Ooooohhhhh I hate that An Lingrong! What's her problem anyway? She is still siding the one who lost power (empress), who refused to let her have a child and now is childless and made enemies with the ones who at first were her good friends. Stupid woman. BUT I must hand it to her that she will do ANYTHING to regain the emperor's favour, including making herself childless just so that she can lose weight and skate on ice, she took pills that contain musk and so ruins her chance at getting pregnant.

Oh yes, from this series I learn that saffron is bad for pregnancy BUT musk is worse. It will make you barren. I wonder is it true?

And did they have ice skating in Qing Dynasty? Oh doesn't matter. That ice skating scene was lovely, even if by bitch An Lingrong.

As for the empress, how stupid can she get to try and push Zhen Huan down when at last she got herself ruined? Why can't she just stay happy as her empress? I can tell you why. Like why Concubine Hua and countless others before her, this series hypothesizes that they did what they did because they're jealous. Not for power, but because of jealousy. They as in empress and Concubine Hua do love the emperor. Of course they also fear that by someone else taking over their place in the emperor's heart, they lose power. That may be true for Concubine Hua but for the empress, I would say deep down she is a deeply jealous woman. It is love that motivated her cruelty. But love is not An Lingrong's reason. She is worse. She is just vindictive.

UPDATES - 02.07.2012
After some searching I finally found a full review of this series with the entire story so SPOILERS ALERT although not much explained as to what and how something happened. Seems like the series is heading towards total and absolute mess. Anyway if you really wanna know, click here. Also found the cast list from there! Anyway cast list...

Liu Xue Hua as Empress Dowager
Chen Jian Bin as Emperor Yong Zhen
Ada Choi as Empress Yu Xi
Jiang Xin as Concubine Hua/Hus Fei/Nian Xing Lan
Li Dongxue as Prince of Guo/Duke of Guo/Guo Junwang/17th Prince
Betty Sun Li as Zhen Huan/Consort Huan/Imperial Noble Consort Xi
Lan Xi as Shen Mei Zhuang/Noble Lady Shen/Concubine Hui
Tao Xin Ran as An Ling Rong/Noble Lady An/Concubine An
Yang Zi Yan as Consort Jin
Zhang Yameng as Concubine Qi
Unknown as Consort Duan
Unknown as Noble Lady Cao
Zhang Xiaolong as Wen Shi Chu (Doctor Wen)
Lan Ying Ying as Huan Bi
Li Tianzhu as Su Peisheng
Liu Yitong as Song Zhi
Sun Qian as Jin Xi
Yang Kai Chun as Jian Qiu
Zhan ZhingYi as Liu Zhu
Unknown as Princess Wen Yi
Unknown as Princess Long Yue
Unknown as Prince Hongli
Unknown as Prince Hongyen
Unknown as Princess Lingxi

A concubine's ranking system from what I observe;

Daying > Chang zai > Gui Ren > Pin > Fei > Gui Fei > Huang Guifei > Empress


Confirmed here. Only in Qing dynasty.


UPDATES - 02.07.2012
I am at episode 50-ish and I feel since most of the female characters have already been introduced I might as well talk about some of them, right up until this point, for those I know their names and have their pictures.
FEMALE PERFORMANCES
Generally, I can't fault the performances. Why negative comments is because of the characters, not the performances.


Photobucket Ada Choi as Empress

Of everyone in this series, I only know of 2 of the female actresses and one of them is of course Ada Choi who plays the empress who appears to be kindly but in actual fact is deadly woman who holds a grudge. I can't say her performance was fantastic since I know her voice is her biggest problem as an actress. Thankfully her voice is dubbed by a rather regal one and I can see from her mouth movements she in some scenes chose to speak her lines in Mandarin. The look is perfect. She does look like a benevolent empress, the way she would sit and smile serenely eventhough you know in her heart she is screaming with frustration. Taking away her very annoyingly high pitched voice whenever she screams allow me to fully appreciate her facial expressions, the nuances, that stare, that doubt, that look and that dubious smile. In that respect I feel she played the part of the very pretentious empress very well and it helps that the producers have chose to give such detailed attention to her hair, her costume, her make up. It also helps she is playing her age, at the start the Empress was already 40. It didn't feel forced. You can see the huge age difference between her and Betty Sun, in the sense one is obviously much older who at her prime must have been rather beautiful but now her beauty is or has already faded and the other much younger who is at her prime. The funny thing about Ada is her performance most requires her to sit down and not move much. I am glad to see those annoying habits often seen in TVB, with the head moving as much as the mouth is not seen here. It is like a different sort of acting here and I wonder why not adopt the same steady method when in TVB series? You can't say she lack emotion, one scene she was crying in frustration, even those scenes where she waited for the emperor to arrive shows her anguish as her "husband" chose to honour her but not love her as she wants him to love her. She has a huge role in this series, from the start and I suspect until the very end. So far, although I am amused by her most constant line in this series, "Chi lai ba" aka "You may rise" which she will say at least 2 times per episode in that dubbed voice of hers, I find her performance rather entertaining even if the writing for the empress has somewhat stalled right now. Fans of Ada Choi should watch this one; quite simply because this is not TVB and it is refreshing to see her play her age which makes her look rather beautiful rather than not playing her age and that would have been a disaster.

Most quoted line : You may rise (Chi lai ba)
Best scene : when she was crying out for her dead son during thunderstorm

Photobucket Liu Xuehua as Empress Dowager

She is De Fei, Yong Zheng's mom who became the Empress Dowager when he ascended the throne. Her performance is even more limited than Ada. At least Ada gets to walk around. Whenever we see this empress dowager, she is either sitting down or lying down, since she is almost always sick or is being visited by someone else for whom she does not need to stand up for. Her role is an anomaly. She seems kindly; she prays daily and yet she has no regrets, none at all when deciding which concubine should die for the sake of the dynasty in her dead pan worried look kind of way. Frankly I didn't enjoy her performance. I find it limited, even now and very hypocritical. Maybe that's what the Empress Dowager should be I suppose but it just feels too one note.

Most quoted line : Chi lai, zuo (You may rise, and seat)

Best look : the one look, that worried look but she is always best at crying that one tear. She is famous for being able to cry beautifully and no one has dethrone her, yet


Photobucket Betty Sun Li as Zhen Huan

Nice passport photo there! My sister said why wasn't she in Bu Bu Jing Xin? No doubt, she is one hell of an actress, especially in scenes that require her to cry with anguish or look innocent or evil. My only problem is her smiles seemed forced but then everyone's smiles in this series is forced due to circumstances. She looks young and she fits the role of Zhen Huan. One thing I like about Mainland China series is almost always the actresses fit the characters, almost. Her voice is dubbed with a voice I swear sounds like Ruby Lin's Ma Fuya. I also swear one scene I thought I heard her real voice because the China accent is a bit deeper but still sounds good. So why dub her voice in the first place? Her image from innocent to angry to frustrated and now conniving is the TVB method; the colour of her lipstick except she is much better actress than the horrendous 2 in that cursed series I refuse to name.  She can dance; one scene had her dancing and it was graceful. She can act, in fact the only time she falters is because the script failed her, and that was when she met again the supposedly dead 17th prince, that lack of emotional punch. Other than that she and several of the actresses truly anchor this series and frankly I too agree; she would have made an amazing Ruoxi in Bu Bu Jing Xin.


Best scene : thus far, that scene where she had her first miscarriage and the look she gave Hua Fei was simply an outstanding moment of acting.


Photobucket Lan Xi as Shen Meizhuang

I think that's her name since I got it from some online page. I have no idea who she is but of all the actresses in this series, she gives me the impression as the most elegant and sophisticated one. Her real voice is used and she has such a lovely accent and her voice is such a melodious voice. She also gives me an impression of someone very gentle and ladylike and mind you not many can give such an impression these days. Her performance is stellar. From her hopeful love to her sudden banishment to her anger at the emperor and her love for Dr Wen Shi Chu, I think she did very very well indeed. She may not be the prettiest but like the empress dowager, you sorta wish she is the empress because everything about her, despite her simple costume and weird loopsided headgear that god knows why the make up dept chose to stick it on her, she is a walking talking total sophisticated elegant woman.

Best scene : the way she looks at the emperor, where she can't hide the fact that she is very very disappointed in him

 Photobucket Jiang Xin as Concubine Hua

She has my vote as the prettiest concubine in this series and it shocked me to learn she is about the same age if not 1 year younger than Betty Sun! She looks mature for her age. She also happens to have the best headgear since she is supposed to be arrogant and flamboyant. From her performance you know that Concubine Hua is not someone highly educated and used her charm to achieve whatever she wants. She must also be very good in the art of seduction to have the emperor keep going back to her although her brother being Nian Gengyao may be another factor. Her real voice is used and I love her accent!! Ok, so her performance at first was more like looking at someone with this sneering look, which she perfected by the way or rolled her eyes dramatically or stared at someone she hates and all that, or the way she walks you can see how her bum sways in a way you know why the emperor is sorta crazy about her. There is nothing elegant or sophisticated about Concubine Hua and she knows it. This actress did not make Concubine Hua pretend to be elegant and all. She was eager to kill off her enemies and step on the others, even the empress. She also doesn't know when to shut her mouth and since I love her accent, I don't mind. To me Jiang Xin has the best character (very complicated woman - she loves the emperor deeply, she loves her brother deeply and yet she feels no qualm at killing off the emperor's unborn child when in the end she found out she can't have a child because of the emperor's own dastardly undoing), sometimes you can't help but pity her and yet you will hate her from her first appearance. After she died mid way through the series, Ada Choi had to take over the mantle as the villain but somehow Ada is missing something Jiang Xin has and I can only say a flair for flamboyance. My vote as the best performance in this series.

Best scene : The scene where she explained why she never wanted to be the one to wait for the emperor to come to her and resolved to do all she can to have him by her side

Status : Killed herself in the end. And she died on her own terms. She chose to bang her head against the wall rather than drink poison or hang herself and she decided to die because she had nothing more to live for when she found out the emperor's ultimate betrayal.

 Photobucket Tao Xinran as An Lingrong

I have nothing against the actress who portrayed her character well but I don't understand her character. I mean why is she in the middle of all the plotting, etc when she was a total nobody? I find her character kinda waste of space thus far and I hope she gets to do something even more evil than the empress let her do. As a villain, she fails. As a concubine, double fail. As a friend, triple fail. Looks wise, she looks the oldest. I don't find her appealing and I really seriously do not get why she is so against Zhen Huan and friend when they have helped her so many times. I find her ungrateful. As for the actress, no comment since I find this character rather... boring.

Best scene : The songs she sang which I am sure isn't sung by her. Her voice is dubbed.

Status : Can she die, soon?

There are other concubines, such as Jing Fei, Qi Gui Ren, Duan Fei, etc, all of whom I will say portray their role very well. Then there's the maids, Huan Bi and Ji Xin.  Let me find their pictures and names and I will comment more later.


UPDATES - 01.07.2012
This is sorta funny. For half the series we have women killing off the emperor's unborn child or stop the young ones from getting pregnant. Now this 2nd half we have 2 women passing off other men's child as the emperor's own child. I almost pitied the emperor. Almost. And who the 2 women? Well Zhen Huan and her 17th prince and then there's Hui Pin and Dr Wen! Yes one night of passion! Pregnant! So Hui Pin had to seduce the emperor and 1 month later, claimed pregnancy but less 1 month of course! And these 2 best friends did the same tactic but neither knew of other's child being someone else's child, thinking it is the emperor's and feeling happy for one another but Dr Wen knows! He knows everything!! For me the happiest union has got to be the Chief Eunuch Shu Pei Sheng and Jin Xi, Zhen Huan's oldest maid. They truly love one another.

UPDATES - 30.06.2012
Found pictures! Comments later but am hoping to find name of cast/character and complete the "concubines" picture collection. I am definitely missing a few, actually missing a lot!

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UPDATES - 30.06.2012
I didn't know this post is followed by readers of my blog! But then as I search for more info, in English that is, I kept seeing my post somewhere at the top of all searches which means there is a serious lack of internet presence for this series in the err... internet. A reader asked if I am still watching this one and you bet I am! Things are getting good again with Zhen Huan making the biggest mistake of her life and now will have to pretend she didn't and so breaks the heart of 17th prince whom she loved and whom she is now carrying his child. Yes, his child!! Now pretend to be the emperor's child minus 1 month in overall pregnancy months. Confused? Don't be. Just know when she was  banished she decided to be with 17th prince and a plot hole so big even a meteorite crater can fit into this plot hole. Anyway now we learn they intend to elope when the emperor forgets about her and she decided to pretend to die thanks to Doctor Wen's medicine of fake death. So I assume between here and when 17th prince left to do some big job for the emperor, they had sex. Because seriously, we see in painful details how naked 16 year olds wrapped in blanket carried to the bed of the 40-ish emperor, here we don't even get to see 17th prince hug Zhen Huan and carry her to bed and cue to the shoes by the bed. None. But since they had time, obviously they had sex. The thing is she panicked when 17th prince didn't come back and she thought he was murdered when his supposed strong ship sank so she was determined to return to the palace using the emperor's power to

1. find the murderers
2. exact revenge
3. protect 17th prince's only child

Zhen Huan can be very dastardly when she wants to. At this stage she no longer cares if the emperor is alive, dead, well or whatever. Anyway the emperor missed her, thanks to Shu Pei Sheng his trustee sidekick eunuch who by now formed an alliance/relationship with Zhen Huan's older maid (can't remember her name) encouraged the emperor to visit Zhen Huan and guess what? One look and off they went, to bed. 1 month later she announces she is pregnant and Dr Wen was very hurt because he did suggest to her to run away with him and he will be the father of her child. She refused, flatly. Instead she made Dr Wen make false diagnosis that

a. pregnancy is 1 month instead of actual 2;
b. therefore the emperor is the father.

At this point all my sympathies for Zhen Huan became nothing much because Dr Wen is a good guy, she should have run away with him but she refused anyway. She in a way emotionally threatened him into agreeing with her plans and mind you if discovered HIS family and he himself will all be killed. I really pity Dr Wen and at this point feels Zhen Huan and the emperor are so alike in the way they use people and then discard them when they're not useful anymore and then use them again with all their charm and all when they need something done.

As for the in the palace, Empress is worried, An Pin is still there and I don't get what sort of influence she wields since she is really a persona non grata and everybody is ok. Empress Dowager is determined to allow Zhen Huan back in because

a. she is pregnant with emperor's son
b. she wants someone to balance the empress' power as she is getting power hungry, bumping off unborn child, concubines, including 3rd prince's mother who was stupid enough to listen to the empress. We also discover the much beloved and talked about Empress Chun Yuan was also murdered by this empress. Ahhh I can't wait till Zhen Huan found out about this and use it against her. Mind you, emperor is still crazy about that dead empress.

And so we shall see the return of Zhen Huan which makes this series interesting again and be off with those nonsense about her doomed love affair with 17th prince. When I thought he died, there goes my Huan Bi marrying 17th prince theory but now it is back on and Huan Bi shall suffer as well I suppose. Everybody knows she liked 17th prince, and she knows 17th prince loves Zhen Huan. What was her reaction when she found out he didn't die, by which time her pregnancy was entering 4th or 5th month? Shocked for like seconds. I felt she should have fainted. That reunion scene was so cursory even the director can't wait for Zhen Huan to return to the palace. There was no emotional punch. Later than night they met and he questioned her and she simply said she is materialistic, she didn't want to suffer and she is carrying his brother's child, meaning she had sex with bro barely 1 month since he supposedly died/left/whatever, 17th prince accepted the situation graciously and hugged her for the last time as she cried bitterly. And all these so darn Qiong Yau. I am sure in Qiong Yau, they would have eloped or continue the affair and then elope. In this series, I was surprised to learn the unwanted 4th prince is indeed Hung Li aka future Qian Lung and the emperor bestowed on Zhen Huan the rank Fei with a Manchurian surname added (which is the same as Qian Lung's birth mother  in real life if I remember correctly) and upped her age by 10 years and made her the birth mother of Qian Lung. So she will surrogate Hung Li whilst Empress is now surrogate mother of 3rd prince whom we all know in real life was either banished as a commoner or killed by Yong Zheng later on. I believe this series will go dramatic so expect killed by Yong Zheng as his end.

Sad for Zhen Huan and her biggest mistake but seriously though what choice she had? Our hero only returned when she was already 4 months into her pregnancy. Imagine if she waited, how then can she pretend that child is the emperor's with her tummy and all? I pity her and her limited choice BUT I hated the way she manipulated Dr Wen who would die for her if she asked him to. The decent guy in this series, not as idealistically foolish as 17th prince but almost. And imagine if 17th (Yun Li I think) did elope with Zhen Huan, won't the emperor know by then their relationship? If Zhen Huan died, 17th missing, lots of visits from 17th to where Zhen Huan is, put 2 and 2 together the emperor would have known.

And my prediction for the ending? She elopes finally with 17th prince when much time has passed. The emperor will die in probably 5 to 7 years max, depending how old he is now and story integrity. Since 4th prince really likes Zhen Huan, she may be allowed to leave the palace since the significance of being 10 years older means she can leave 10 years earlier. Since the story is so screwed at this point with the real fact, I wouldn't be surprised her story is tweaked a bit that way.

Anyway a reader asked me to comment about the performances up until this point, specifically Ada Choi who would have perfected her "Chi lai ba" line , and I figure I shall do a midway review of performances for female and male actors. But first I must hunt for some nice pictures of each character/actor if I can find them.

Are you interested in this series' OST? There is actually an OST! Serious. Very interesting Chinese gu zhen music and all, beautifully sang even if 1 same song, 5 variations, with male and female singer version and then the rest the instrumental music which is seriously good but also seriously boring for those who isn't into such music. I find it funny how the same song can have so many version; one part the woman singing about her suffering love and then the end another version about a man giving up his kingdom for the woman he loves. Interesting lyrics. I may not be very good at Chinese but I shall make an attempt to translate. But dear reader, if you can help me find;

a. images of the actresses in character (all roles, not just the main one)
b. full cast list
c. Chinese lyrics to the theme and end song

I will be most grateful.

P/S I think I may even complete my Yong Zheng series if I can watch Alex Man's classic, Dynasty!


UPDATES - 18.06.2012
I am watching this series avidly and I do think Betty Sun is a fine actress. Are you watching? Because right now I am a bit half way through this series and whilst I know the dynasty is not specified in the book and so since Qing Dynasty is popular and Yong Zheng most popular (right now), so the series was set during that time, screw the real facts. I don't mind that knowing it is not based on the era so anything goes. So we have Hong Li as the exiled and unloved 4th prince. Question is will he BE the next Qian Long? Since so screwed up, I do not know. This is not BBJX. Anyway right now the heroine, Zhen Huan was stripped off her title (not a very high Pin, before that is I think Da Ying, after Pin is Gui Fei I believe follows by Huang Gui Fei follows by Empress - I think I am missing one rank somewhere) after giving birth to a princess and banished to a nunnery/temple outside the palace. Truth is she banished herself, because she was very disappointed the emperor never really loved her but loved her lookalike, Chong Yuang Empress which we never see but heard a lot who died before he became Emperor. I do believe if Chong Yuan Empress lived, he would in the end got tired of her and disappoint her. The fact she died when he loved her most sealed his love for her in an timeless capsule where he remembers all the good since no bad has happened yet. And was also disappointed how heartless the emperor was towards her old parents and also one of her most faithful maid died in the process. If I was her I too will feel that way. And all that before she turned 20. Talking about burn out! She gave her daughter to a kindly high ranking concubine to take care of (Jing Fei I believe) and so she moved into the temple with her 2 most faithful maids, one of whom is her illegitimate half sister, Huan Bi, who is in love with the dashing and unmarried 17th prince, a favourite brother of the emperor because he is the least political, he just wants a carefree life. Ok, got it?

Ok, so far so interesting and good too the story moves away from the palace as the Empress (Ada Choi with her obligatory "Chi lai ba" - You may stand - like 3 per episode spoken to various concubines who kneel in  respect) is now consolidating her power promoting a few concubines, one of whom the dastardly An Pin (used to be An Da Ying, real name An Ling Rong). Emperor also don't want to talk about Zhen Huan, he is as angry with her for daring to leave as she is angry with him for not loving her but using her as floating device. Got it?

Ok. Now this is where the story became from disbelief to stupid to utterly impossible, even if the entire history is screwed, some basics are not. For example;

1. 17th prince always liked Zhen Huan, in this series he basically spent much time with her as he stays near the temple which at the back houses his mother, Concubine Shu who was a favourite of Kangxi and banished by the current Empress Dowager (Liu Xue Hua whose entire role is be sick, sit down, say can't do anything and yet with her morose face has participated in making decisions which resulted in the deaths of no less than 2 concubines - she is the real female villain although the series doesn't say so) to forever reside in the temple. Anyway he confessed to Zhen Huan he is in love with her, and he isn't married yet, not even  a Ce Fujin (say what?!?! Seriously?!) and now being pressured to marry and he said he will only marry the woman he loves and that is Zhen Huan. You see what is stupid here? Zhen Huan is the emperor's banished wife. You don't marry banished wives of the emperor. Even if they're banished. More so this emperor still sorta speaks fondly of her, sorta and loves the daughter she gave birth the most. I thought the entire conversation, scene, etc was so stupid. I remember in Kang Xi Di Guo, Kang Xi said "There are 2 things I do not share with anyone; my books and my women".

2. Why every place with more than 3 women around are all "pat pohs" (busybodies)? Even the temple is such where Zhen Huan and 2 maids were bullied and she let herself be bullied. And the impossibly stupid happened that they dared to bully her just because she got banished. I am sure before she came to the temple the emperor would have issued an edict to say this concubine is staying at the temple, NOT BANISHED. Anyway they bullied her away from the temple and Zhen Huan was sick and had to move to some even further away lodging up in the mountains and miraculously 17th prince came rescuing her. I was like seriously? REALLY? So darn stupidly dramatic for no darn intelligent reason.

These 2 points, especially point 1 makes this series at present highly entertaining but exceedingly stupid. I am just waiting for Zhen Huan to realise she doesn't want to suffer and runs back to the heartless emperor. Yes he is heartless, that I agree. 17th prince is ridiculous. It is more likely he can marry a palace maid than a banished concubine who used to be and could still be the emperor's favourite, and who so happens to look like his beloved dead empress.

After the death of Hua Fei, I feel the series suffered a bit. Not only was the actress who plays Hua Fei excellent, her story was the most exciting and in the end sorta saddest eventhough she doesn't deserve your sympathy. The Nian Geng Yao in the Yong Zheng Wang Chao deserves your sympathy as you will find yourself asking "Why, why defy the emperor and yet still respect him so much?" but this series, it is just shown a little, like touching the surface only. I felt like I was watching a better written Qiong Yao series but if the acting were more dramatic, no dubbing THIS will be a Qiong Yao series.

And a question to all, see if you can figure it out; why the emperor has so few sons and daughters? Last count is I believe 2 daughters and 2 sons. Why? Because all the women kept killing off his unborn child; first Hua Fei and now the Empress herself.  Sick isn't it?

But don't stop from watching this series. It is well acted (by most), largely well written and quite colourful. Now, since there are so many Yong Zheng series out there, let me make my own recommendation;

If you want dramatic excitement, watch Empresses In The Palace.
If you want a good looking cast with a good memorable story, watch Bu Bu Jing Xin (get ready with tissues!)
If you want fully happy endings, then by all means watch the stupid Gong.
If you want a propaganda series based on historical facts with excellent acting but wouldn't mind the less good looking version which BBJX is based on, then Yong Zheng Wang Chao is the one.

If you want real Cantonese in a version to kickstart your love/hate/admiration/obsession with Yong Zheng, watch Secret Battle Of The Majesties with the ever entertaining and handsomest Yong Zheng, that is Kong Wah. There you have Lui Sei Leong which none of the above has.

Wow, I watched so many Yong Zheng series!!


UPDATES - 27.05.2012
I take back everything bad I said about this series except for the emperor's performance. I am really enjoying this series and I shall love it until the series shows Zhen Huan falling for 17th prince which to me will be a bore. The acting is top notch, costume is not BBJX but looks better than TVB stuff, but the story is even more engaging that QSHF at this moment. After all this is the series to watch if you wanna watch the rise and rise and rise of a concubine to the top of the harem and how she stays there. This is like the definitive encyclopedia for such a story. Since I reconciled with the idea of how screwed up Yong Zheng's history is as presented by this series (is this one of the reason why China is attempting to ban historical dramas as well? What else can China produce after that? Modern days series is an abusive rapist boyfriend disguised as the ultimate love story ala Sealed With A Kiss?) as that being that the book has no definitive dynasty and since Yong Zheng is popular, so his reigning period is used as the backdrop, I am not totally ok with the series. More since it make sense all those things about General Nian, Concubine Hua, etc, eventhough I feel a better time period for Qing would be Qian Lung or Kang Xi or better yet Tang Dynastys or Early Han would be much better. But never mind. Story's great so I am enjoying it and I highly recommend that you do too! Oh how devious women can be! This is what Curse Of The Royal Harem should be!

UPDATES - 23.04.2012
Right now after a long wait for the emperor to pop her cherry, finally he did and it is now on full speed towards total catfight. So far I am loving this series. The costumes are inconsistent like very inconsistent and the make up is like kind (pale lipstick), evil (red lipstick), ala that cursed series but so far I love the acting and the real voices used for some key players. I just feel why put the era in Yongzheng's dynasty when he hardly had time to even breath. Should have been Qianlung dynasty! And I do feel the actor as the emperor is I don't know.. can't say he's bad, can't say he's good. He is most expressionless, his voice monotone. It is his real voice. Some actresses' voices are so gentle, the accent so beautiful. The lead actress' voice is dubbed and I do think with Ruby's voice from Qing Shi Huang Fei!! Anyway love the catfights. Who doesn't eh?


PREVIOUSLY POSTED ON 17.04.2012

ASTRO is showing Empresses In The Palace aka Legend of Concubine Zhen Huan aka 后宫甄嬛传 aka China really loves multiple titles so as to confuse everyone, the one where people wondered how come Yongzheng is so old when Nicky's Yongzheng so hot when the actor said he is same age as Nicky!! Anyway I read the storyline, emphasising on the italic part;
It tells the story of one of Emperor Yongzheng's concubines, Zhen Huan, who's the mother of Prince Hongli (the famous Emperor Qianlong).This drama, adapted from popular Internet novel of the same name, will tell the story of the heroine, Zhen Huan (Sun Li), who joined the palace harem with her sister. She was selected to be Emperor Yongzheng's (Chen Jian Bin) concubine. When Zhen Huan first enters the palace, she is innocent and gullible, but gradually learnd the hard way to fend for herself when she inadvertently becomes caught up in the schemes between the Empress (Ada Choi) and Concubine Hua (Jiang Xin). Through cunning and deceit, Zhen Huan finally succeeds in becoming Empress. However, she arouses Emperor Yongzheng's suspicion about her loyalty and is forced to poison her true love, 17th Prince. Finally, when Emperor Yongzheng dies and Hong Li ascends the throne, Concubine Zhen Huan becomes Empress Dowager. Though her future seems bright, she lives the rest of her life in sadness and guilt.
Say what?! Yongzheng already had Hongli before Kangxi died and one of the reasons people speculated Kangxi gave the throne to Yongzheng was because Hongli reminded Kangxi of himself! And when I read further in the forum;
This drama is based on the novel 后宫甄嬛传.The background of the novel is fictitious. This drama has moved the background to a real dynasty Qing while in fact it is not. This drama is not exactly what history is. Please treat it as an ordinary story.
I see! Fictional eh? I see! I see! Rubbish! Why twist an already very fascinating great mystery of the Qing Dynasty? Mystery as in Yongzheng himself! Rubbish! Can't believe BBJX is more accurate! In history it is believed Yongzheng was very fair to the empress who never had  a child and yet became empress. I love how BBJX showed her as someone kind and gentle and befitting the title Empress but I suppose there must be a reason Ada Choi is cast and I believe this empress must be outwardly gentle but inwardly as conniving as everyone. Was the mother of Qianlong ever an empress? I don't think so. After the empress died, Yongzheng died not long later. BUT she did become empress dowager since her son became emperor. And 17th prince would have been too young? Anyway Yongzheng would at least be 25 years or more older than the ladies in this series, as each is like 16 or 17. However I shall watch this series because it is always interesting to watch a catfight, more so when we know the ending. No wonder at the start the empress dowager was so anxious is getting Yongzheng another concubine for children. I thought "He already got at least 3 surviving ones" when Hongli has yet to come into the picture. I see. So when he died, Hongli would be 13? Or this series will prolong his reign a little bit eh? And interesting a series on women fighting during Yongzheng era where in real life, hardly any such fight existed then. Kangxi or Qianlong maybe but Yongzheng? So I suppose therefore the fresh take that is until I read the following;.
Some more from here;
Based on a popular internet novel by the same name, the story traces the trials and tribulations of the beautiful Zhen Huan, who inadvertently becomes a royal consort of the Emperor. Fate has sent her from the peaceful courtyard of her father's estate to the caged opulence of the Forbidden Palace, then to the darkly austere nunnery, and back to the splendor of the palace again. She transforms from an naive young girl oblivious of the harsh reality into a scheming court lady, and finally ascends to the most coveted position of the inner palace, Empress Dowager. At first, Zhen Huan devotes entirely on her husband, the Emperor. But when she discovers his true colors, her love for him dies with her innocence. Through the selfless love and sacrifice of Prince Guo, Zhen Huan slowly manages to recover from her emotional and physical turmoils. Their blissful happiness outside the palace ends abruptly and Zhen Huan is forced to return to the palace. She gives birth to Prince Guo's twins, a son and daughter, but the Emperor begins to question the fraternity of her twin children...
UTTER RUBBISH. Poor Yongzheng. Already much maligned in real life, even in fiction he can't have a happy ending.

And that is until I read further down;
Since the the original novel is set in a fictional time period in imperial China, the screenwriters decided to give it a more "historical" backdrop and chose the reign of Emperor Yongzheng in Qing Dynasty as the drama's time frame.

I see! So the book was ambigous. I suppose the producer was jumping onto the BBJX bandwagon or something like that.
And oh, Ada Choi  looked old, but pretty. I keep remembering Ada as someone young and fresh when she is.. err.. 40? And the dubber is good so her acting looks good when he real voice tends to be screechy. I do think the actor, Chen Jianbin is using his own voice, as with some of the actors. So far I like the series but not sure how I will cope with the entire change of history. The ladies in here are quite pretty but the guys are no eye candy.
Eye candy is BBJX and even more eye candy is QSHF. If Nicky Wu is the Yongzheng in here, end of story. No need to fight. He wins! That is why they found someone older but poor Liu Xuehua... she looks more like the emperor's sister than mother. Insane casting!
The costume so far.. BBJX wins. I can never see any production of Qing Dynasty ever surpassing BBJX in terms of costume. Location.. same place and I can never see any production of Qing Dynasty ever surpassing YZWC which uses real palaces as location.  Actresses... well ... depends. This one more traditional in looks. Guys, of course BBJX wins.  Storyline.. already you know how I feel. Would be different if Yan Kuan and Wallace Huo is in this. Just imagine them with shaved heads. Have they ever taken a Qing role? For sure Wallace haven't.


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19 June 2013

SLOW BOAT HOME [TVB][2013][R] Funn Lim

Written by Funn Lim


SPOILERS ... SPOILERS ... SPOILERS


Because I bet this is those type of series where one time is quite enough




RELEASED IN
2013

NO. OF EPISODES
25

CAST-CHARACTER
Ruco Chan, Aimee Chan, Matt Yeung, Selena Li, Raymond Wong, Cilla Kung, Cheung Kwok Keung, Ram Cheung, Eric Li, Angelina Lo, Elliot Ngok, Susan Tse

GUEST STARS
Patrick Tang, Oceane Zhu, Elaine Yiu

PLOT
See here at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_Boat_Home

MY COMMENTS
I was severely disappointed with the confused (not confusing  but the series itself is confused with itself) Bullet Brain, not remotely interested in (the tired looking) Beauty At War and so when Slow Boat Home came along, I wrongly thought I got to see scenery of Malaysia. Turns out that is another series with almost the same cast.

Well, it is to me fair to say Slow Boat Home is the best amongst the worst. I do not believe it will ever have a cult following, it will not age well in time, story wise it is cliche, storytelling wise it is empty and performance wise, a waste of some good actors but not really populated by great actors. For me, like the title, it is like a boat adrift in calm sea. Nothing exciting ever happens, nothing dangerous, just people on a boat adrift at sea without oars and slowly, very slowly drifting back to the distant shores which you can see but not yet reach and when it almost reaches the shores, a wave pushes it backwards with some thunder, lighting, rain but nothing that can kill anyone on board and slowly in the end it reaches the shore without much welcome, impact or anything worthy of remembrance. It was simply a boat reaching the shore after a few days on a calm sea.

That is how I will describe the series.

In depth description requires a little knowledge about the plot which you can read here at wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slow_Boat_Home).

When I was watching this, I felt like I was watching 2 series totally unconnected if not for the fact they all come from Cheung Chau. One side you have Raymond Wong and Aimee Chan providing the silly laughs and I do mean slapstick laugh. If not I can't justify why Raymond was given that god awful hairstyle if not for some cheap laughs. Later on he ditched the hair (thank goodness) and you will of course appreciate Raymond's physique but still the character is just sometimes too juvenile to justify any laughs.

Aimee meanwhile walks around dressed perpetually like she is in Bali or somewhere near a beach. She talks in English and Cantonese and this time it is fair for her character to have a skewered Cantonese since she is from New York I believe even if her English is a bit too put on for my taste even if she is Canadian. The unintentionally funny thing about her lines is she will start with English and the next line is Cantonese and almost always the case where the Cantonese is a translation of what she said in English. So basically she is her own translator and I was wondering why bother with repetition? Basically I am ok with her performance. I am neither wowed by her nor am I irritated. I do feel Aimee is becoming a better actress than most credit her for but she is still weak in the sense she starts her dialogue strong, clear and crisp and a few sentences later, it is difficult to hear what she is saying whereby she will end with almost always a sigh, as if the lines were too "heavy" for her. So basically, what Aimee does best is short lines, no more than 2 lines, if not I doubt most can hear what she is saying. And she speaks much too fast in the beginning of the sentence as well and towards the end with an abrupt stop. I find this her most annoying feature but other than that, I find her performance convincing even though I am not convinced why her character would fall for Raymond's character who in the end betrayed her. However I like their kissing scenes. There is chemistry, it is fresh chemistry even if the writing, the story and the pair doesn't really make much sense. But don't tax yourself too much; it isn't supposed to make sense anyway.

Next pair is a pair I never liked from the start, that is Ruco Chan and Selena Li. This is like another series within this series where this pair is overly serious, overly dramatic and without any humour. You will feel more of that sudden switch of emotions when the series in any episode switches between these 2 pair. I felt like one was too sunny and the other like sudden darkness.

Ruco is a charming man and I dare say, with the right script, can be as subtle as he is dramatic. He is a good actor that needs one major character to be great. In here, he is simply wasted. Absolutely wasted and is pushed down to the grade of a desperately in love with the bad girl sort of nice guy. And it is this sort of nice guy that I hate to watch. Time and time again he is duped, lied to, used, tricked and yet he forgives, time and time again. Is the woman so worth his time? Well, if she is Selena, perhaps.

Selena is the bad girl turned good turned bad turned 360 degrees good like Mother Theresa - like towards the end. And serious, yes she did sorta become that sort of goody two shoes where get this... she volunteered to do charity work, got a tan, does not care about her looks, dressed down with a knapsack and got an award for being the kindest nicest gentlest angel that she is. Frankly by that time I really didn't care. She can be Saint Heidi for that matter, I don't care, I just wanted this series to bloody end. What I did care was why must Ruco's character end up with Selena's character? 3 years has passed, why can't he date another woman? Why can't he end up with Elaine Yiu's character, the Internet romance author who could be Tong Hua, the only woman with sense and a bit of integrity and is playful as much as she is cold?  But nope, had to be Ruco and Selena because that's the pair, since day 1. Anyway Selena was serviceable but just about that and nothing more. She like Cilla does not adjust to the role; the role adjust to her. She is the same as in every single series even if one series she is kind, the other manipulative but when it comes to Selena, kind, manipulative, whatever almost equal to same expressions, same sort of high pitched voice. She may feel challenged by this change in character she portrays usually, I feel challenged to stay focused on her. She is pretty, but as an actress, I don't see big things from her, not unless she stops being so bloody fluffy and so predictable.

To say the series and the pairing is predictable is one thing, a lot of TVB series is predictable but it doesn't make much sense for Slow Boat Home in its predictability. Sense as in what is the purpose of Slow Boat Home? Am I supposed to clap happily in the end and cry with tears of joy of true love and happy reunion where this stupid boring pair hijacked a school reunion gathering for their own declaration of love? Must everything be so showy, so publicly expressed and so in your face?

The ending episode was 45 minutes, but this series should have ended 3 episodes ago. The entire last episode was a waste of time with the time passed, as if to give some urgency which doesn't exist. We all know how it will end but I never thought it was that cheesy.

The veterans didn't fare better.

Susan Tse was a miscast. She looks troubled, confused and was severely underused. She should be in grand productions as the grand empress or something, not an unknown small time auntie on a small island. She has this sense of grandeur and I feel this series is unbefitting of her. And she isn't convincing in this sort of role.

Same goes for Elliot Ngok as father of Raymond Wong, the serious respect elder of Cheung Chau who has more sense than a lot of people. He is probably one of the few enjoyable characters in here but why I say miscast is because this role is sorta similar with the cafe owner and father of spoilt child in Reality Check played by Law Lok Lam who was more convincing as the strict father who doesn't quite understand his child. However the role in Slow Boat Home is of course much larger but I feel I don't feel the father-son connection. I feel the chemistry between Elliot and Raymond as father and son is missing. I feel this sort of role has been perfected by Kent Cheng and I can see no one else in this role, except maybe Law Lok Lam who can be quite funny at times as he is dead serious.

There was the odd pairing of Cheung Kwok Keung and Angelina Lo (never knew she was Angelina!) where she looked more like his sister than his wife. The only interesting time was when Angelina as mother of Ruco disliked Selena. But that wasn't expanded and was quickly solved.

There were odd characters here and there, the standout for me was the pretty and talented Oceane Zhu as the crazy woman but again, she is just a side story. Elaine Yiu who has improved a lot since Safe Guards is also effected as So Fung Nei with a convenient twist to the plot in the end with regards to Pou Pou played by Aimee. Ram Chiang is the comic relief in here and I find his performance annoying. His character may be suffering from Asperger Syndrome, I don't know but I don't care for the loud flat voice. Not every character works for Ram, unfortunately. Patrick Tang was sleazy but he wasn't convincing as the sleazy douchebag who happens to be very rich. I can't remember the name of the actress who plays Patrick's wife, but she is pretty and a decent performance but her entire character seems merely to annoy Selena's Heidi. Very little purpose other than that. Eric Li to me was fantastic. He has more chemistry with Raymond Wong than anyone else and he plays a despicable character in here who has the best and most moving ending in the end. I mean you won't cry or anything but I suppose you will go "Good for him!". Matt Yeung is the nice guy in here and it is a good change from the jerk, douchebag and bad guy roles but he has nothing much to do except to look innocent and in the cheesiest ending, get promoted to manager of the postal office after getting his degree. I mean why stop there? Since the ending is always defined by success story, make him CEO, COO or CFO of whatever corporation of his own? Cilla Kung is cute, pretty and in here dressed very very sexily in the beginning and after some hard lessons, toned down her looks. What can I say about Cilla without mentioning why must she shout her lines? She seems to be playing the same sort of characters in every series when in fact she has different character but she acts the same in every character she is given. She is the Michael Bay of actresses; seriously loud, seriously dramatic. I won't say she is a bad actress but I just wish she understands that sometimes subtlety can deliver more than being loud.

This series may work better if it is a long running series where it centres on the guests and many side stories of people who visits Cheung Chau and the many permanent residents rather than focusing on the residents with a few walk ins. But that would require a better writer and a consistent one but at least there is room for growth and will suit the tone of how great Cheung Chau is. But then this series uses Cheung Chau as the backdrop in such a significant way, it can be about any island, any place.

Anyway, I have been reading news articles about this series and the performances, of course everything is favourable but let's be honest here;

You are probably watching this series because there is nothing else from TVB at this moment that is worth watching.

You are probably enjoying watching this series because everything else is either confusing or gloomy and you want a series that is bright, sort of happy and with a predictable storyline that doesn't stretch your imagination or require much of your attention.

You are probably gonna hate my review and defend this series because you think you like it and I was being too bitchy about the nitty-gritty.

You may also probably hate to admit you find the ending supremely ordinary and without much imagination. You may even hate to admit you disliked this series, at least the ending or maybe you will love the ending because it is a happy ending, some of you may probably rejoice because it has an ending and it ended.

You will probably question me why then did I bother to watch the entire series and write a review if I dislike it so much? Why not just don't bother? The answer is somewhere above by the way.

Whatever your sentiments, if it is a positive one towards this review, may I say welcome to the "TVB you gottta be kidding me by giving me this crap but I'd rather this cheerful no pressure crap than the other previous craps served on me" club. If it is a negative one towards this review, I challenge you to rewatch this series in its entirety and then tell me, do you like it the 2nd time around? Why not try a 3rd time? Because I bet this is those type of series where one time is quite enough.

Just once. You can only take BS just once and then you wise up and yet remain hopeful the next offering will be better, that it will be TVB's return to form.

The next one is A Change Of Heart and 1 episode of Michael Miu's god awful acting was enough for me.

So yeah... maybe I am too optimistic but again I won't predict TVB's demise. But the dip in recent quality of series may be the sign that there is a serious brain drain in TVB's storytelling department and maybe it is time to let the storytellers tell the stories the way they want to rather than executives want it. I am not sure if this is the case in TVB but I have hope against hopes but I am not hopeful for the next few months of series which has been filmed around the time where crap is often served. Maybe next year.

VERDICT
I don't hate it, I just feel nothing. Strictly for fans of the actors in the series or if you're sick on dark gloomy artistic pretentious crap and prefers some sunny, optimistic, happy crap. This is for you then. If not, just avoid it, pop in the DVD of your most favourite TVB series and watch that.

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14 April 2013

SAVING GENERAL YANG [Mov][HK][2013][O] Funn Lim

Written by Funn Lim

"But somehow, in the end the movie does feel 2D instead of 3D in terms of character."


SPOILERS ... SPOILERS ... SPOILERS





Just saw this movie.

My reaction;

1. Someone made notes from The Two Towers and 300.

2. Looks epic but not at the epic scale of Return Of The King. It is Two Towers in essence.

3. hated the maze like fort.

4. For all the hoopla about everybody including and especially Raymond lam, Raymond was only the one next to the secondary. The main one was Wu Chun actually and I thought wow, Linda Chung in drag! But no one ever mentioned the main idol here, that is Adam Cheng. Adam Cheng's 1 scene could out act everybody in this movie, EVERYBODY.

5. Dubbing was terrible, even actors dubbing themselves, like Ekin who sounds bored. Raymond however did well in my opinion but too little.

6. All sons had little personality, no time to develop on them. But I shall scream if I see another obligatory each son 1 shot whenever they fight, run, pose, whatever.

7. Death scenes were done very well, very sad. BUT the story is amazingly underdevelop. I wonder why? Not enough time? 

8. Ekin is perfectly cast as eldest son, heroic, serious, etc and he is the lead by poster definition BUT if only his acting can match that look he has. And I don't get why everyone is so eager to die in this movie. In the end rendered pointless because of what the father did. Was it worth it? I don't think so.

9. Love some original fighting scenes; like the fight in the fields, the last fight between 6th son and enemy where he used al his brother's and his father's weapon to fight the bad guy. I thought that was the best and more representative scene of this movie where not one son is volunteering to die but rather worked together as one albeit through weapons. That scene alone made this movie wonderful.

10. And the the stupid ending stupify it all. That mother hugging the dead husband never once asked... "Where is eldest? Where is second? Where is third? Where is fourth? Where is fifth? Where is seventh? Where are my sons?!" and just touched the husband tenderly. Like to hell with my sons as long as I get my husband's body back. Very cold.

In summary, this could have been a great movie. I mean it looks good, the costumes look good (how come villain's ear's not pierced?, Most actors were good despite lack of development and personality and none of them look alike as brothers except for 6th and 7th,. Death scenes were heart wrenching although I hated the 300-ish meeting with the soothsayer scene and the whole father I am dead I am in your dreams then I argue with my alter ego dream like scene which takes away the harsh reality of the fact that his sons were facing imminent death just to rescue him alone, and female characters who were non existent and the worst casting of the mother. I thought she was Cheng Pei Pei and then I saw she wasn't. Why not FIND Cheng Pei Pei? I will pay to see her sit on Adam's lap! Although it is a bit borrowed from some big Hollywood movies, I appreciate the effort to make the movie look epic and cinematic. And I love the first throw bags into air and shoot with arrows and throw with fire and burn all enemy scene.

But somehow, in the end the movie does feel 2D instead of 3D in terms of character. The story is flawed too. Yue Fei dying I understand but the sons and father dying didn't make enough sense to justify tear fest. But it is in the end one of the best chinese movie of recent years because it looks like a movie.

SADDEST DEATH SCENE
Ekin eventhough his eagerness to sacrifice himself is troubling. If he had known 7th have died, would he stop and think maybe that fortune teller dude needs to be trashed?

MOST SHOCKING DEATH SCENE
Not sure which son, the one aka Legolas.

BEST FIGHT SCENE
The 6th and enemy man to man fight with his brothers and father's weapons/.

CHEESIEST DEATH SCENE
Was it 4th and 5th off the cliff? If yes, that one. Quite funny.

BEST PROP
The horses and they were real

WORST PROP
The women. You see them, but they have nothing much to do.

MOST USELESS CHARACTER
The Emperor

MOST CLIFF HANGER OF ALL CLIFF HANGERS
Did 5th and 6th die? My friend said in another version 5th became a monk, 6th married the enemy's princess? Is it true? In fact my friend said 7 will go, 6th will return when actually  3 didn't die, out of which 5th became a monk and so stopped being Yang and 4th married the enemy's princess and so stopped being a Yang and only 6th came home. True?

MOST EFFECTIVE INEFFECTIVE VILLAIN
That chancellor? Minister? We all know he's a villain but he is just there, nothing to do

MOST OVERLY USED MOMENTS
The posing scenes. Each has his own focus. And the top off scene. For some unknown reasons a son suddenly take his top off and fight the air. But a lot were like pose and pose and pose. Most poses came from the Legolas dude and dear 5th son (often close ups)

MOST FAVOURITE SON
For me, was Ray the 5th son? Because he can fight AND he is ready to die AND he died with a smile AND he is a doctor AND GOD DAMN IT, this is one of Ray's less pretentious performance!

BEST PERFORMANCE
Adam Cheng. The rest can just hang around him as posse as they are.

WORST ACTING
The mother.


VERDICT
Highly recommended but definitely not as great as some fans say it is. But it is better than a lot of other Chinese movies out there.

P/S 
I notice different country different person at the front of the poster. In Malaysia Ekin is at the front. Taiwan? Probably Vic Zhou? I couldn't recognise Zai Zai!
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